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In this episode we talk about more cult suicide. Holly catches the herp, and not in the fun way. Walt's a Square Peg. We talk some reality tv, and cover Top Chef, Survivor, The Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Rehab with crazy brain damaged Gary Busey. Stay tuned for an impromtu smells like segment towards the end.

Call us 206.309.0790
email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com
visit our websites www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com
www.buckarub.com
Direct download: Episode_63.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:51 PM
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This episode comes to you 2 weeks late because of Vista crashing....we discussed it in the beginning of the show, but Bill Gates seems to have tampered with the beginning and it's gone. Conspiracy? You be the judge! We talk about cults on a budget, Janet's pancake boobs, Christmas lights and music much too early. We get a little political. Scary zombies on Halloween, the election and Holly's future ex-husband Anderson Cooper. Baby Jesus wants Walt to have soda, and nobody wants a rotten Holly. Tune in for the fun! Listen after the outro music for a special bonus treat. Sorry it's so long...we had to catch up after a 2+ week hiatus.
Direct download: Episode_62_for_real.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:36 PM
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Walt is the Halloween Scrooge. Holly encounters a cougar. Halloween candy is good! (Of course!) We turn in Beyonce for a reward.
Thank you shout outs to:
 Walt
Patrick from DQYDJ
and last but never least Larry Klye!

Emails from:
Mr. D
Sherry #100
The ever fabulous Denisa #.380

Voicemails from Anthony

Call us at 206.309.0790
email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com

Visit our websites:
www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com
www.buckarub.com


Direct download: Episode_61.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:38 PM
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We're 60 y'all, and we are all over the map today. Holly goes to a white trash wedding, and has a wardrobe malfunction. Walt the scumbag tries to take credit. Thank yous to Stevie B, Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur, and Melanie from DQYDJ Podcast! Abe Vigoda moves in with Holly.
Listener Participation Awards go to:
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur
Alex in Piss City
Arthur from AmeriNZ
Sevi
Karla in OH
Ryan Star Jones
Kevin "Mr Drummond" in Danbury

Call us at 206.309.0790
email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com
Visit our website weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com
Direct download: Episode_60.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:12 AM
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It's Holly's birthday and she's full of moonshine! Walt and Holly grow Cap'n Crunch trees. We hear from a LOT of Chicago listeners regarding the smell of their fair city. Thank you shout outs to Michael and Kevin from Qcast. Virtual hugs to listener Mandie. We get lots of emails and voicemails.

Call our listener line 206-309-0790
Email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com
Visit our website www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com

Direct download: Episode_59.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:21 PM
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Holly has a straight crush! (gasp) Walt goes to the buffet. It's birthday month! All this and other random shenanigans. Tune in!

Email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com

Call us at 206-309-0790

Check out our website at www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com
Direct download: Episode_58.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:22 PM
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Holly's podcast and real worlds collide again. Viewer mail-a-palooza!! We'll catch you up on emails next show! :) Trinket loves some nail polish. Holly's fantasy comes true on Comcast On Demand!

Thank you shout outs to Kevin from www.qcastct.com and Stacy from  www.dqydjpodcast.blogspot.com

Check out "The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second" by Drew Ferguson. It's really fabulous! www.drewferguson.com

Thanks for all the listener participation! Call us at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com or check out our websites at www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com or www.buckarub.com
Direct download: Episode_57.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:41 PM
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Walt goes to Disney! Holly spots the Batter Blaster. New fall television schedule. No worries kids, the next show will be closer to normal now that we got vacation details out of the way!

Email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com

Call our listener line at 206.309.0790

www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com
Direct download: episode_56.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:33 AM
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It's an action pack episode detailing Walt and Holly's meeting in NYC!

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206.309.0790
Direct download: 55.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:51 PM
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Dumb dog! Why are you following me?!

In this episode:

We out British John, Tropical Storm Fay ruins everything, Holly went shopping, Walt's work stories, more NYC talk, flying on 9/11, So bad it's good, Ricky has a big one.

The NYC Meet Up is this Saturday at 3:00 pm! The Hootenanny will be at Arriba Arriba (762 9th Avenue in Manhattan)


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Listen until the end of the show for a very special surprise!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Mental Warts
The Direct Approach with British John

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal
Direct download: EP_54_WMB_The_Sun_Will_Come_Out_Tomo.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:50 PM
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Episode 53 is like a Stevie Nicks' video.

In this episode:
Martha, we need a permission slip, asshole americans, Derek calls out British John out, Happy Birthday Phil the Oregon Dude, more confirmation of Kevin Spacey's preferences, another gangsta's paradise, Holly got a pressie, bad movies, update on Frankenklinger.

Info for the NY Meet Up with Walt and Holly!

Saturday, August 23 3:00 pm
@ Arriba Arriba
762 9th Ave in Manhattan

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
Qcast Connection
DQYDJ the Podcast
I Love Lard

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die-a, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fow'?
The way things is goin' I don't know
Direct download: EP_53_WMB_Our_Dad_is_Gangsta.output.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:59 PM
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Hi British John! That's right, a tie goes to the runner! The BJ is our special guest!

In this episode:

Why are you saying hi? Holly's homework assignment, the China Hootenanny, Sorry Mrs. Baker, bad customer service, politics, the Original Smells Like, It goes in threes, watch out Samuel L Jackson! Rolling in the BJ Maxima, Holly's story from the trail.

Check out John's photography at jbphotoshoot.com! You can also send him goodies to:

John Baker
PO BOX 2235
New York, NY 10108

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Big Fatty Online
The Way We See It
Pod Is My CoPilot
Bjorn
Terminally Single

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Direct download: EP_52_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Rolli.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:23 PM
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And Holly's world comes tumbling down! Why Can't We Be Friends, Check our Nessa's interview at Ramblereadhead.com, the Hootenanny in China, Parker Foster Aiken, Kevin Spacey is gay?!, Russia invades the Atlantas, chocolate-flavored candies, the Original Smells Likes, and Fuck you JC Penny's!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Ramble Redhead
Pod is My Co-Pilot
Fun with Puppies
I Love Lard
Terminally Single
Confessions of a Southern Boy

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com for info on the NY Meet Up!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya, I called ya, I called but you did not look around
I pay my, I pay my, I pay my money to the welfare line
I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya standing in it everytime
Direct download: EP_51_Were_Mean_Because_Kevin_Space.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:03 PM
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For this special occasion! We discuss Dad's favorite, Holly's gift card, and a new poll!

Should British John be on Episode 52? Vote now atweremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Michael in STGT
Amerinz
Live it up
The Way We See It
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
DQYDJ the Podcast
Archer Radio

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

The song that our theme was created from is at the end of the show!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Everynight with my star friends
Shake your body like the dance
Stupid smiles and autographs
This is a song for France
Everynight with my star friends
Direct download: EP_50_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Golde.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:07 PM
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We don't know where show 48 went, iTunes didn't want to post it. If you want to download it directly, you can by clicking here:

Episode 48 


In episode 49 we talk about knitted cupcakes, iPhone school for the elderly, peeing in a phone booth (?), Birthday wishes to Brad and Alissa, Food porn courtesy of Coldstone! Goodbye Bennigans, Thanksgiving a la Rite Aid and other retail junk and stuff.

You can check out the Burger King Statue @ http://www.plazawaxmuseum.com/Flash/ripleysbion.htm 

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Michael in Stgt.
Bjorn
ArcherRadio
Homersworld.blogspot.com

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...
Direct download: EP_49_Were_Mean_Because_We_Rule_the.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:26 AM
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We're three old people talking about out teeth, Holly cheats, and Walt meets his goal! $1.50 Cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory this Thursday! Where the fuck is your clutter?!

Check this dude out! He so looks like the Burger King!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

DQYDJ The Podcast
The LK Today
Terminally Single
Go Rainbow Radio
Foul Monkeys

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers
Direct download: EP_48_Were_Mean_Because_We_Need_the.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:14 PM
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Thought we we're gonna pod-fade? I say no no no

In this episode Walt has a touch of the 'roid rage, Holly is off to see the Wizard, Nessa's favorite iPhone application (and she doesn't even have one), Holly and her love/hate relationship with work, and Walt and Holly take it one further.

http://www.celebritymorgue.com/ Yes we're morbid...Well Holly and I are :)

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts (links are @ weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com):

Phreddy
Bjorn
A Drink to Be Sober
The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
Diane from Tasty Jewelry

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

I aint got the time,
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s trying to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

Direct download: EP_47_Were_Mean_Because_Amys_the_N.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:11 AM
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Episode 46, A savior has been found.

In this episode Holly shares her experiences with Jesus (pronounced Heyzues), Walt discusses Frankenklinger's new shoes and the new conspiracies that are being hatched, dinner with the family, and a new diet coach.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

I Love Lard
Confessions of a Southern Boy In Yankee Land
Dial H For Homo
They Don't Know
QCast Connection
DQYDJ the Podcast

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com and vote on who is scarier! It's Rachel Ray vs. The Burger King!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

"I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE FUCK UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt"

Direct download: EP_46_Were_Mean_Because_Old_Dirty_J.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:23 PM
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Episode 45, Walt's age minus 10!

In this episode we talk about bills, honking for the jalopy, Walt's sword fight, the Springs of Palm, and meeting 2/3's of the WMBYS in NYC!

On a serious note, we are making some rules for future viewer mail segments! You know who you ams!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim
Big Fatty Online
Live It Up
They Don't Know
the Way We See It
DQYDJ The Podcast
Qcast CT
Pod is My Copilot

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Isn't it rich, isn't it queer 
Losing my timing this late in my career 
And where are the clowns 
Quick send in the clowns 
Don't bother they're here.

Direct download: EP_45_Were_Mean_Because_Clowns_Eat.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:28 PM
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Episode 44 is under an hour, hurrah!

First we want to send Happy Birthday wishes to Super Bee! We also want to thank Mandie for the FABULOUS candles!

In this episode we talk about British John, the weather, more lovely co-workers, paper cuts are a bitch, having a touch of the herps, Holly's shopping trip, Last.FM, and Pod Is My CoPilot.

Outtake at the end!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Pod Is My CoPilot
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
I Love Lard

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad 
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had 
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump 
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump 
Direct download: EP_44_Were_Mean_Because_British_Joh.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:54 PM
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Episode 43 also long, but we had a lot to talk about! So suck it ;)

In this episode we talk about Nessa meeting Wes from Live it Up, Ricky from Foul Monkeys, and Christian from Fun With Puppies! We also talk about Walt meeting Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy!

In addition we talk about Holly's joyous visit with the in-laws,tipping, homosexual restaurants, bad food porn that should have been good, 30 days, I Love Money, Our dad the psychic, and Dairy Queen.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Live It Up!

Foul Monkeys

Fun With Puppies

Confessions of a Southern Boy

Pod Is My CoPilot

I Love Lard

The Way We See It


Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses

Direct download: EP_43_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Cunta.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:59 PM
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Because we won't be doing a show this weekend, and I'm too lazy to edit it into two shows, you get a two fer one with this episode. 

Happy Belated Birthday Sasha!

In this episode we discuss whores on myspace, Holly and her work shenanigans, Carbs are food, not friends, Walt being cancer free, update on the stray kitty, Heathers, and a Smells Like that is all over the place.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
773 Podcast
I Love Lard
DQYDJ The Podcast
Terminally Single

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

My country 'tis of thee
Today
Sweet land of liberty
Today
Of thee I sing
Today
Of thee I sing
Today

Direct download: EP_42_Were_Mean_Because_Its_Americ.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:36 PM
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Episode 41 is a little on the serious side. We talk about Walt's house guest, Holly almost loosing her home, reality television, Walt and Ken being heroes, and Costco food porn! (We love a coupon!)

Happy Birthday Erik!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Dial H For Homo
Phreddy
Foul Monkeys
Bjorn
Q Thunder Boys
Did I mention Q Thunder Boys!

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Hey! We need two more members for our Facebook Group for a smells like segment! So if you haven't done so, go join!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time
Direct download: EP_41_Were_Mean_Because_of_Fires_Orphans_and_Funerals.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:22 PM
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We're 40 and Fabulous....and fat.

This episode is full of more adventures in Walt's junk. Ken gets thrown under the bus, Holly recaps dinner with Chef Travis, discussions of a new career path, The Two Coreys, I love money, New York, Kathy Griffin, and Frankenklinger.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The Way We See It
They Don't Know
Foul Monkeys
Let's Talk About Lauren
Bjorn
Phreddy


Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Ham on whole wheat, alright!
Direct download: EP_40_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Fat.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:22 AM
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For show notes, visit our web site at weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!
Direct download: EP_39_Were_Mean_Because_We_Ghetto_F.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:19 PM
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Episode 38

For Show notes, visit our web site at weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

 

Direct download: 38_EP_38_Were_Mean_Because_Walt_Got.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:15 PM
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Episode 37 is late...blame the weather...or Walt.

In this episode we discuss lots of Gay Days junk (including tons of food porn discussion), puberty, Chik a fil, pop or soda, Tim Russer, R Kelly, and internment camps!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!!  Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Kevin's food porn @ http://slowlikehoney.net/2008/03/09/chocolate-peanut-butter-does-a-body-good/

Phreddy 11.5

Marina

Arthur from the AmeriNZ Podcast who is not sucking on his titties.

DQYDJ The Podcast

Pod is My Copilot

David, That Blue Jeans Guy

Foul Monkeys (feel better!)

Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land

Terminally Single


Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call  our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

When it's time to change!

Direct download: 37_Episode_37_Were_Mean_Because_Hol.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:25 PM
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Episode 36 starts with an outtake (and ends that way too) It also starts with a shout out to Peter :)!

Holly is in the Orlandos walking around in assless chaps. Well, not really, we pre-recorded. In this episode we discuss Nessa's future ex-husband, Holly's new podcast subscription, Holly's prerequisites for a new husband, name association, smells like The View, thanks for pressies, Denise Richards and David Spade, stories from work, fuck 'um if you got 'um!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Terminally Single (NKOTB RULES!!!)

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Food Porn Recipe:

Snook's Imposable chocolate chocolate chip cake

1 large box of Jello Cook and Serve Chocolate Pudding (instant pudding WILL NOT work)
1 box devil's food cake mix
Milk to prepare cook and serve pudding
1 and 1/2 bags chocolate chips aprox.

Prepare pudding as per directed on the box and add finished pudding to the cake mix, this is your cake batter. No eggs or oil is need to prepare you cake batter.

Pour your batter into a greased baking dish and top with your chocolate chips making sure to leave a spot in the center for testing the cake.

Bake cake as directed by the cake mix box. Let cool and enjoy.
(you may also wish to use heath bits, brickel bits, or peanut butter flavored chips in addition to the chocolate chips).

Lean on me! When you're not strong, we'll be your friend, we'll help you carry oooon!

Direct download: 36_Episode_36_Were_Mean_Because_Hol.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:56 PM
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Episode 35 and our seats in hell are now secure. 

In this episode we discuss Frankenklinger, donkey punch, bathing suits, Holly being foxy, food porn, TSA, and reality TV.

We got mail YAY!  Thank you to those who wrote or called in.  Please check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

The Way We See It

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call  our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Whose joining us in hell?

Direct download: Episode_35_Were_Mean_Because_We_Mad.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:57 AM
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Episode 34, We go back to our roots which means our sound sucks pretty bad.

We attempt to talk about Top Chef, Clay Akin, Harvey Koreman, a new terrorist, birthday yummies, Frankenklinger is measuring Walt up, and Holly's cunty boss.

New Viewer Mail song!  Thanks to everyone who wrote in and called in!

Check out the following blogs/podcasts:

Adam in London

Archerr

Foul Monkeys 

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790!

Email your pictures for our Flickr at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

HELLO SYDNEY!

Direct download: EP_34_Were_Mean_Because_The_Skypes.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:41 PM
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Episode 33, you got your whip-its in my cool whip!

We almost didn't have Walt with us, he didn't want to stay on Skype!  In this episode we discuss Walt's bleeding vag, new podcast name?, special birthdays, listener numbers, new food porn, Holly needs one of these for love, Nessa comes to terms with her creepiness, fucking the pain away (still), the laxative diet, and Flikr!  Yes we finally have a link on our website!

It's time for VIEWER MAIL!  With theme song by listener Jerry!  You win!  Thank you all for participating and the birthday wishes!  There are a few after the show too!

Check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

A Drink To Be Sober

QThunder Boys

Terminally Single

The Way We See It

QCast Connection

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim or Go Rainbow Radio

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

Direct download: EP_33_Were_Mean_Because_Nessa_Was_E.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:30 AM
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Episode 32 Fucks the pain away!

In this episode, we talk about bad (good) 80's R&B groups, Rick Rolling, the Teaches of Peaches, taping songs on your boombox, Holly snowballing, Our husbands when we were kids, Cheesecake Factory, and Nintendo making people feel bad about themselves.

Thank you all who participated in the "VIEWER MAIL."

Check out Wes from Live it up!, Jerry from DQYDJ Podcast, and Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Special music at the end!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

 

Direct download: EP_32_Were_Mean_Because_Huh__Right..mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:07 PM
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EP 31 is shorter than normal, Hurrah!

This episode Walt thanks everyone for birthday love, buying a bathing suit, copyright phrases, the new blog, Flickr aka the listener gallery, cheesecake and being creepy,  gyno talk with special guest Walt, and stories from Walt's work.

Special thanks sent out to Brad from Knoxville from Holly!

Thanks to all who participated in "It's Time FOR VIEWER MAIL."

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

Direct download: EP_31_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Norma.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:01 PM
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Episode 30, get ready to blow out some candles!  And by candles...

It's Walt's birthday!  He doesn't look a day over 12!

Tons of viewer mail wishing Walt a happy one!  We also talk about beards, Top Chef, and Rachel Ray!

See Phreddy's Phabulous birthday video at BuckaRub.com!  All of our non-podcast blogs will be there from now on. 

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:16 PM
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Episode 29 and we're gonna make our dreams come true!

We talk of delicious food porn, pets, Whip-its, and our Superstar dad!  Smells like Laverne and Shirley!  Survivor talk with Walt and Holly!  Who remembers Africam.com from HMDWL fame?  Holly from the block and more food porn.

It's time for viewer mail! (Contest much?  nope...)

Brady, Walt is old, please forgive his crotchety old ways!

Jerry, Listener 37!

Chasidy from Ohio, she can't stop once she pops

Phreddy, there was no picture attached!

Divy, giving a dose of karma

Rick, Long time listener, first time caller

Christopher, ala junk man

Alex, aka Trucker Alex and a new listener!

Don't try to sue us bastards, we have a lawyer!  Ryan Star Jones!  Outtake at the end!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

 

A special thank you to everyone who helped Holly raise $2,710 for her Walk for Animals! 

 

Direct download: EP_29_Were_Mean_Because_Were_Doin.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:38 PM
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Episode 28!  Hex, we missed you!

We talk of stimulation, Gay Days, we're three old people talking about our pets, Survivor and moralities, and a coal miner's daughter story complete with weird skype awkward silence.

It's time for viewer mail! (Don't forget about the contest)

-Devin (who is a girl, for reals)

-Ragen (Hoody hoooo)

-Chris (NSFW next time please)

-Mandi (Walt's old, you have to spell things out)

-Adam (It you drink a diet coke, it cancels out the calories)

-Scotty from Australia (you're invited to the baby shower)

-Melanie (crazy, rich broad who knows a lot about crack)

-Joe (who will always be a 10 in our eyes)

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_28_Were_Mean_Because_of_Prairie.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:11 PM
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Episode 27 with an intro from our VERY special guest, Mr. Bee from QCastCT!

So much going on in this episode!  Just take a listen before we lose Holly to the bigger personal journal podcast Holly and Friends, brought to you by XM Radio!

Check Mr. Bee out at QCastct.com!

Thank you all who left voicemails and Ricky for writing in!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:53 AM
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Episode 26 starts with talks of Holly's new career choice.

We also talk about bad naps, tornadoes, ben and jerry's, and accents!

Amendment to contest rules! We have made an executive decision to make the contest for a viewer mail theme. So yea, make us a viewer mail theme, and the best one will get a super prize and the two runners up will be rotated with the big winner! You have the whole month of May to get to it!

And now it's time for VIEWER MAIL!

-Ragen (did i spell your name wrong?)

-Rich, Nessa's Het-boy bitch

-Chasidy, listener 21

-Ricky, Congrats on your test, we love our downzie bitch *hugs*

-Brad, who associates us with food and smells like steakum's

-Ricci, our adopted daughter...so wait is Joel McHale our son-in-law?

-Devin, are you male or female? Let us know!

-Brady, we need a permission slip from your mom

-Mary, The sweetest sober girl we know

-Mr. Bee, oh so fabulous, we would travel miles for you

-Melanie, The rich, crazy, old, but brief one!

-A "friend" of Walt's.

-Ricky, dreaming of Holly's junk

-Phreddy, who was stimulated by the government

Smells like! Don't hassle the Hoff! Eric and Taylor should make a calendar!

You can call us at 206-309-0790, email us your listener number at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!

Our Amazon wish lists! Brought to you by Tim from Terminally Single!

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:18 PM
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Episode 25, the silver episode full of talks of why Walt is a jackass, reality TV, breaking a leg, shark attacks, duct tape, food (of course), and nerds.

VIEWER MAIL!

-Jen in Boston

-Mrs. Joel McHale 

-Listener 27 Damon

-Brad from the 773podcast.com and http://www.steakumm.com/

-Chef Travis

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy with new theme music!

-Karla from Ohio

Voicemails from Melanie and Karla and Daria at the end of the show!

New Contest!  We are looking for a new intro!  Make it about 30 seconds, you can use any clips from the show you want, and if you use music, please make sure it is podsafe or you have permission!  Email it to us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and we will have the audience vote for the top three!

Smells like Chris Farley!  Derek interrupts which leads to a Holly and Walt mini smells like!  Walt can light a match which leads into talks of Michael Jackson.

Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Thanks Michael for letting us borrow the music ;)!

Direct download: EP_25_WMB_of_Funeral_Potatoes.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:34 PM
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Episode 24, Walt is in rare form!

Just like the title, we talk about lady junk, Shelia from Big Brother, and the CNN guy who tied rope around his junk.

We are joined by listener Hex for smells like hilarity!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Ricky from Foul Monkeys

-Phabulous Phreddy

-Tim aka Carebear from Terminally Single

-Divy who does not have a support problem

-Wes from Live it Up

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_24_WMBW_talking_about_lady_junk.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:44 PM
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Episode 23! 

Talks of Earth Day, Walt gets an award, garage sales, and bad gifts from the family.  Food Porn?  More like Snack Disney!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Chasidy from Ohio

-Marina from ilovelard.com/women-in-podcasting

-Macy the translator

-Damon aka listener 27

-Sarah from VA

-Big Dumb Donkey Girl

-Carla and Daria (this will explain the show title)!

-Mollie from Ohio not from the Ringwalds!

-Tim C. from Go Rainbow Radio and There are Some Who Call Me Tim!

-Ryan from The Way We See It and Nessa's Jewish Princess!

-Joe Happy Belated Birthday!

-Phreddy who is Phabulous!

-A special thank you for Candy!  She's up there with chocolate cake!

A special message at the end of the show!  Very exciting!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_23_WMBW_too_lazy_to_get_a_divorce.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:38 AM
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Episode 22 Group show! 

We are joined by the the fabulous Mary from A Drink to be Sober, podcast fan extraordinaire Melanie, and the glamorous Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Voicemails at the end of the show from Tom the Ramble Redhead and Brad from Knoxville!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:15 AM
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Episode *hic* 21! We can get it ourselves!

-Nick, that is Holly's wii!
-What the hell is with golf on TV?
-Derek will never be a plumber!
-Walt got his husband a new husband!
-Walt puts his foot in his mouth.
-Ooooh Weee Oooh Holly's mom loves Buddy Holly
-Tool of the week, Dr. Phil

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! HURRAH!
(after a detour to an intervention)

-Bjorn, we're sorry about Harvey.
-Chassidy, thank you, but GAWD DAMN!
-Hex, From our iPod to yours.

-Holly and Walt speak reality Chinese!

-Voicemails at the end of the show!
-Tim from Terminallysingle.net
-Melanie from abroadbroad.blogspot.com
-Ricky from Foulmonkeys.com

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_21_WMBW_Legal_Hurrah.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:41 PM
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Episode 20, The show that left without Holly

-Follow up on the 3rd graders who planned to harm their teachers
-Hurrah for cheerleaders who record their evil
-These are the people in your neighborhood
-Confrontation is bad
-Holly and Nessa have big mouths and Walt's sloppy
-Weddings and what to wear, overalls anyone?
-She'll never look more beautiful
-Holly has a fine ass
-Ken will be taking over editing duties

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! (and voicemails)

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy
-Melanie from the Clavicle of Texas
-Carla and Daria
-Ricky from Foul Monkeys
-Melanie
-Ron from Kansas City
-Chris from L.A.
-Sky, Walt's new bitch
-Diane from Tasty Jewelry
-Carla from Ohio also not a rapist
-Sarah from Virginia *drink*

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:35 PM
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Episode 19...It is long...but we didn't do a show for Monday...did you even notice?  Bitches!

-Nessa shares her plane ticket purchasing fun
-Holly and Nick try to do the right thing
-Walt has more tales of FrankenKlinger
-Holly works with Scrooge
-Birthday cakes and birth month names 
-Dial H for Homo (dialhforhomo.com)
-Sniffing Markers and murderous 3rd graders
-Birthday wishes to Candy, Tim C., and Diane
-Sesame Street
-Other people's children and the secret
-viewermail and voicemails
-Jonathan (qthunderboys.blogspot.com)
--Sean (1988 represent)
-(P)hreddy (Miley's #1 Fan)
-LaLaLauren (you can go to muxtape.com to make your own!)
-Chrissy (Thank you!)
-Eric (Confessionsofasouthernboy.com)
-Melanie (abroadbroad.blogspot.com)
-Tim (Terminallysingle.net)
-Joe (I'm a barbie girl!)

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment!  We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals!  The link is at our web site!

-The outtake made it this time!  Marital bliss at the Walt and Ken household!

Call us @ 206-309-0790

weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com

weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com

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Direct download: EP_19_WMB_We_Sniff_Markers.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:00 AM
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Episode 18...Let the podfade begin!

Random chatter per usual!

New web address for the blog! www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Weather, tube tops, and falling at work.

We are thinking of incorporating you fans into our "Smells Like" segments. After all we are the show that fans built! If you want to participate in a segment or in a group show (like EP 17), you will need Skype and a headset! Email us with your skype name and we will let you know when we'll record!

Yummy mac and cheese, Taco Bell, and free pizza!

Walt found a surprise on his doorstep! It was chinese! Thank you Candy!

It's time for viewer mail!

emails from:

Sean (www.pauladeen.com)
Sasha and Travis (www.monistat.com)
Mollie (www.osha.gov/SLTC/workplaceviolence/index.html)
Chris (www.coreyhart.com)
Lesley (www.raffi-world.com/)

Prince will soon be in Holly's basement (after his hip replacement of course)!

Tons of singing in this episode! Sorry! Well, not really.

Voicemails from:

Melanie (http://abroadbroad.blogspot.com/)
Tom (http://rambleredhead.com/)

I thought i put an outtake at the end, but um, it's a minute and a half of silence! Go me! I'll save it for next time :)!

Don't forget about Holly's Walk For Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.


Lemme show u baby Im a talented boy!
Direct download: EP_18_WMB_There_are_23_positions_in.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:26 AM
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Episode 17, A very special episode!

WMBYS's first attempt at a group show! We are joined by:

Michael from QCast CT (qcastct.com)
Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy (boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com)
Tim from Terminally Single (Terminallysingle.net)

Smells like Three's Company!

Voicemails at the end of the show! Thank you...

Wes from Live it up! http://liveitupthepodcast.com
Michael from Qcast! http://www.qcastct.com
Adam from London! http://adaminlondon.com
Ryan, the Bossy Bottom! http://reallywhatiwantis.blogspot.com
Archerr from Archerr Radio! http://archerradio.com
Tom from Ramble Redhead! http://rambleredhead.com
Ricky from Foul Monkeys! http://foulmonkeys.com
Brad from Knoxville! um...http://www.knoxville.org

(Brad, send your pic! We promise not to laugh when you can hear us ;))

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.


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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:07 PM
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Episode 16...

Nessa keeps fucking Walt up! Holly buys clearance candy! It's already gone! Nessa is trying to behave! Nessa lives vicarious through Holly! Holly is going to die on a toilet! Holly's eulogy on episode 18, the podfade episode! Archerr's nipples! Next stop, cock-shots! You can send them to Landofdenial@gmail.com.

Someone stole out domain! (nine years ago). Food porn and not in the good way! You can always rely on the monkeys to be foul.

Walt rides the bus with "special people." Holly's Jewish and worships at the house of Cadbury. Nessa gots the hookup from her in-laws. The story of Nessa and Derek.

Smells Like! (We know, it's been a long time)

More discussion of diets and Walt's new goal! Walt inspires!

Voicemails from:

Fatty Daddy (http://bigfattyonline.com/)
Crazy (old) Melanie
Brad (Our newest bitch who speaks chinese)
Mary (http://adrinktobesober.blogspot.com/)
Kevin(http://www.qcastct.com/ and sock stealer extraordinaire)
Ricky (http://foulmonkeys.com/)

Email from:

Chris from L.A. (who we have confirmed to be a man)

Outtake at the end!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.


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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:47 PM
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Episode 15!

We start with a tale of Frankenklinger! It takes a mirror and a pair of pliers. Archerr group show and JayT doesn't listen.

We discuss the different Cadbury creme egg flavors. Say no to fudge, it's not worth the calories. Calories don't count on Easter. Banana juice. Grilled peanut butter and banana sammie. We celebrate the obese Elvis! Subway celebrates Mama Cass. Scooby doo and pot induced munchies. Walt plays with his dolls. We continue the food porn with talks of Papa Johns pizza. Garlic and Cheese sauce. No human contact required.

The joys of crappy service. Thanks for bringing me my sodas, here's a dollar. Cows gave Holly a conscience.

We're three old people talking about our cats! Sell it to the Gypsies! Karaoke! Nessa's white trash! "Bad music" on your iPod. Rick rolling and Milli Vanilli! Everyone used to lip sync. Putting on the hits!

Holly has a fortune in her pocket leads to an email!

Walt wants his socks back Qcast! Luke won't come out of the bathroom!

Voicemails...um, listen to them, no notes, I'm lazy.

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals.  Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_15_WMBW_Homewreckers.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:26 PM
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Episode 14 begins with an outtake!

Hurrah!

We begin discussing the food porn store Mr. Bee told us about during the last episode.

Cheesy Monday night TV, the Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Fit Club.

Diet goals, Walt is a skinny bitch, Candy, more candy, and more candy! Mexican and Italian. It's all cheese and carbs!

We have a ton of voicemails!
No more Byzantine Empire, How do you kill someone with a cell phone? Check Walt out on Terminally Single episode 29! Walt is so modest! Our Jewish Princess, The Vanderbilts don't hire incompetent legal council. They don't suffer from the CRS. Anderson likes waffles. Michael Stipe had Cheerios. Holly held the towel. Food Porn! Sorry, Anthony about the lost voicemail. Food pornographer! We do not like the Applebees! Send the recipe! Gordon Ramsey is cute in a weird way! Send the iPhone, we'll recycle it for you! Tim is in the bitter barn. A showgirls moment? What? We're confused because Walt is the star. Holly was on her hands and knees for the Stanley Steamer man. We're positive that today sucks! Holly is going on a road trip. Erik will be moved for the weekend. Crazy Melanie! Vote Nader! Walt's a pussy tease! I've fallen and i can't get up! Holly has an idea for a television show. Uncle SuperBee! Aunt Holly! He didn't tell us what he forgot! But wait, he called back. Finally done! Thank you all, it's awesome how great ya'll are.

Emails- um you can listen to the show.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate, if not, your seat is saved in hell :)

Special message after the show for a very special listener!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Direct download: EP_14_WMB_of_Easter_Candy.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:10 AM
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Nessa is a nazi, Walt that was TMI!  We actually sorta had to plan this episode (sorry Michael in Stgt)!

You have to listen to the show to find out who won the contest!  First come, first serve!  We have an Amazon.com, iTunes, and Target gift card up for grabs!  You winners need to email us as soon as possible with what you want in order of how bad you want it.  Thank you for everyone who left us a review and participated! 

Fun talk of cold sores, yay for Clorox wipes!  Herpes, good times!  Molly, call our voicemail line!  We love you!  Luke, be a good bitch!  Walt will let you wear clothes!  Celebrity Rehab Reunion!  Holly is psychic.  Vern as Freddy?!  It could happen in our world.  Top Chef.  That is an ugly mother fucking Kiwi!  Hells Kitchen!  He feels gay!  Gordon Ramsey has double standards.

Voicemails...11 of them...good god!  Emails too!  You can find the food porn store here!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:22 PM
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Episode 12, a little late and a little long. Suck it.

Nessa shares a story from her youth. It was a friend damn it! There will be no pretend voicemail!

New show art for PIMC is hot! There is no pillow case! Nessa is not ashamed! Comments on Holly's sick picture.

Talks of Fatty Daddy's podcast and Holly gets creepy and promptly changes the subject!

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

We all have girl crushes on Molly Ringwald. Walt will post junk pictures once he loses 100 more pounds :) He is on the Olsen diet! Boo to large eyebrows! Poor Lourdes!

Voicemails! Travis, the food pornographer! Holly is eating for two! Tim from Terminally Single. Circus of the Stars may be coming back!! Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land. Eric you are hot! We need a third Eric!

Emails! Travis hates Bobby Flay and Emeril! Walt has a new crush! Mad Fan Girl Sasha! Sorry we are needy! Walt will be licking boots ASAP! New listener Zigg! We officially have an old dyke as a fan! Yay! Dogs are better than co-workers. Holly's new bitch Bjorn! You will never beat Nessa's scores on the HMDWL forum! Walt doesn't want to be cut. Candy, we love you! Holly's package lasted almost six minutes! Queerbait! Nick, you do have a podcast. Walt, give Ken the candy!

Walt gives a history lesson for one special "listener." You may change your one-star review now. Holly rants!

You can subscribe and rate us through iTunes! You have until 2:00 pm EST on March 15th to leave us a 5-star review and email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and let us know your iTunes name! Good luck to everyone whose entered!

Holly continues her rant! Tell us how you really feel!

Last minute voicemail! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio and There Are Some Who Call Me Tim!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

You can leave us a voicemail at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!
Direct download: EP_12_Were_Mean_Because_of_the_Byzantine_Empire.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:20 PM
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Episode 11! Sorry it wasn't up last night Sasha!

This episode starts with Nessa confessing a secret! She threw herself under the bus and is now awaiting her restraining order. Walt is still in denial! Love them and leave them! Faces for radio!

Celebrity Rehab, China might have a penis, Surreal Life, Vern pees in the corner and moans in bed, another shout out to Michael in Stgt!

Holly is an irresponsible citizen! Sinus headaches ruins voting! We blame JayT!

Guest spots on Archerr, podcasting STDs, Walt's a media whore and 16 inches. And by 16 inches, we mean uptight. Arthur is lovely! Holly is on the penicillin!

Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Voicemails! Taffy, it wasn't Holly...she doesn't listen. Tim from Terminally Single is taking us on a cruise, thanks Tim! Luke from Instant Gratification, Luke is Nessa's pawn er.... bitch which will be on loan to Walt occasionally. Luke, you need to podcast so we can pimp you out! Crazy Melanie is anal about her bad TV, sister you are preaching to the choir.

Beauty and the Geek, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond we hate you! Battle of the Reality Network Stars and Circus of the Stars! Gotta go find some on the youtube.com! School House Rocks! Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Emails! Mary is a fruit fly! Brad loves food porn! Crazy Melanie does not like Strawberry Shortcakes, we think? Ricky gives Holly a shout out that we appreciate, he's an awesome downzie bitch american!

There is plenty of time to sponsor Holly on her Walk for Animals! If Holly didn't thank you in the show, you may have sponsored after we recorded. To those people, THANK YOU!

A new drinking game! Absolutely, that's awesome!

You can subscribe and rate us through iTunes! You have until 2:00 pm EST on March 15th to leave us a 5-star review and email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and let us know your iTunes name! Good luck to everyone whose entered!

Ford porn in the form of gifts from our fabulous listeners Candy and Diane!

Eating a stick of butter! um, must throw up now!

Outtake at the end! Pretend names are fun!

You can leave us a voicemail at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!
Direct download: Were_Mean_Because_We_Stalk_From_a_Distance.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:38 PM
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Episode 10...Double digits y'all!

Now I promise that the sound is 100% better and should be after three tries! 

Like Betty White (see show art) we are tired of this episode!  And in the spirit of the show, we are tired of show notes!

Tons of smells likes!  Happy Birthday Sara and Ricky!

Call and leave us a voicemail at 206-309-0790 or email us at

weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!

You can subscribe and rate us through iTunes!  If you leave us a five star review, you can win a prize!  If you leave or left us a review, email us with your iTunes' name and you'll be entered!  You have until March 15th at 2:00 PM EST to email us!  Who knows what you can win ;)

Direct download: Episode_10.output.mp3
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Episode nine is here! We tried really hard with the sound folks! If you don't like it, um, well, suck it.

We discuss a few more cereals we forgot last time. Boo for Sesame Street and their carrot eating ways!

J-Lo's kids. Sven and Inga is normal right? Those are their middle names! Hell in a hand basket, a pretty pink one! Drink your juice Shelby! We don't have any glasses!

Holly shares a somewhat serious story. Can you pass me a dinner roll? Kick back to PIMC! Good times!

Emails galore! Walt and Holly are married?! Nessa wants a title :(! Podfade effective episode 18! Crazy grandmas! FP Holly has a new bitch! pssh! Walt's balls vs. Fatty Daddy's, a mini smells like! Love, Dad. Another rotating bitch! It's all about the junk. Holly speaks fluent gay. What's a mangyna? Holly will cut a bitch. Doughnuts ooooohhhh! Holly almost died because of an apple turnover.

We get a special email from a listener, Steve Jobs, and Dr. Drew. Walt is delusional!

Voicemails! Taylor gives Nessa a stern talking to. Tim from Terminally Single tells us about jesus chicken. Kevin describes being Holly's bitch and Nessa touches herself inappropriately. Ricky, our Downzie Bitch American, it's a long one. Qcast is just driving around. Nessa smells like Kleenex.

We discuss having birthday months and a contest coming up for our listeners! Details to come!

Holly talks about more food porn.

As always, Skype has the last word! More of Walt's delusion after the show!

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Episode 8 is greeeeat! har! har! har!

We start off un-prepared! Hurrah for Michael in Stgt!

My mom has caused the food porn topic of the show! Captain Crunch, Fruit Loops, and Honey Nut Cheerios is healthy right? Coco pebbles is versatile! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio filmed food porn with a special shout out to FP Holly! People don't look how we imagined.

Barenaked Ladies! Jinx! Holly will steal from children! Underwear. Yay for a francy breakfast in vegas and boo to conventions!

Walt is a LIAR and is weak! New Dolly CD with a francy cover. Nessa has never seen a special Dolly movie. THE SHAME! Walt loves his dollie.

Shout out to an oh so special podcast. Sarcasm is just another product we offer.

9-5 the TV show. Sally Struthers turns into celebrity smells, All in the Family edition! Walt throws back to a Pod is My Copilot episode
and Nessa risks her life.

Happy Birthday Michael! You smell!

Boo to no Chik a Fils! HMDWL Sara Davis?!

Holly played hookie and could have got caught...and died. Nessa will chance some germs for Bloomingdale's! Walt and Holly discuss
pressies in the workplace.

Emails! No Voicemails :(!!!

Walt is licking boots and Sandra Lee is a yuppie whore! Holly and Nessa call bitches! Holly gets Super Bee and Nessa Gets Taylor and Ryan! Ricky is our Downzie Bitch! But you have to be politically correct!

Holly is incognito!

We may need to help Holly get a new job!

We discuss a new reality show! Nessa names J-Lo's babies! Celebrities shouldn't be able to name their children.

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Episode 7 that almost didn't happen!

Nessa is going to jail. The husbands should get together and make their own damn podcast. The Boring Show starring Nick, Ken, and Derek! Awkward! Mario, WoW, and Tivo.

They don't listen! High and shrill, Helen Keller, and delayed response.

More talks of big fatty and television. Holly has parental issues. DVDs we never open! Dynasty, Dallas, and Knotts Landing. Walt is old!


Pre-show marital fighting scars Holly! An outtake at the end will explain it all!

Celebrity Rehab and Celebrity Fit Club!

Tons of emails and voicemails! (Thanks everyone!)

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Direct download: EP_07_Were_Mean_Because_We_Need_Div.mp3
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Episode 6 (and it's a long one kids)

Nessa loves her work husband!  He brings her cake!  Holly naps at work and we decide that Nick chose smother therapy.  Note to self, delete this file!  Holly admits to watching Oprah!  How much did he hate her?  Wow!  That is a huge F you!  Nessa and Holly wonder if it was their dad.  Mental health, that's how we roll. *cue poopy music*

We are actually somewhat prepared for this show.  Don't worry Michael in Stuttgart, it won't happen again.  We drank the podcasting kool aid and answer the survey!  No iPhone *cue poopy music*

We need some feedback kids!  How many episodes would you like to hear a week?  How long is too long?  We want to give the people what they want. 

You can see Walt's Tears for Fears pictures at his blog at http://iamwalter.blogspot.com/2008/02/random-pictures.html.

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Direct download: EP_06_Were_Mean_Because_We_Have_Daddy_Issues.mp3
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Episode 5 is alive (I know, so witty)

This episode was almost crushed by the Skype gods.  Blame Comcast, we did.

Johnny Bravo makes a TV appearance.  Nope, he has no standards.

Holly orders Steve Jobs around.  It worked the first time.  More Snack Porn.  Fillet O' Fish.  If it frolics in the sea, it's for me.  Nessa disagrees.  Lent is only good for Fish.

Nessa has flashbacks of an evil nun who didn't want her to wear pants.  Corporal punishment.  Dinosaur bones and Jesus Camp.  Where the hell did Mary and Joseph come from.  And we have a title for the show.  All the cool kids go to hell.

Valentines day?  This means TV and binge eating in our world.  Walt calls Holly out.  It's the dog's fault!  Holly and Nessa have cold black hearts.  No gifts for you!  Valentines is not Christmas!  Easter is only good for the candy!  It pays to have a man in retail.  Our spouses need 2nd jobs!  They're selfish.

Frankenklinger!  Jamie Farr but not as pretty.  Lets hear it for lactating!  So inappropriate!  Holly's a boy?  What?  Frankenklinger is Jeff Conoway's mom.  Walt throws up in his mouth. 

We smell like denial.  Hey, leave us a review on iTunes.

No more TV for Nessa!  Noooo!  Walt and Holly discuss Survivor.  Get some Crest White Strips Johnny!  Danny Bonaduce is totally crazy and we love it!  Celebrity boxing.  Reality TV is like pot. 

Paris Hilton smells like...How many inches was that?  We lost count.

Emails and Voicemails!  Check out the salt shakers and Terminally Single.

We have bitches!  Ricky and Carla!  Who is Walt's bitch?  Oh yea...Nicole.  We love you Ricky and Carla!

Venus doesn't listen.  Too bad we're perfect for craft a day!  8 minutes, 4 seconds.

Tim, we love that you know when the Love Boat comes out (March 5th)!  Nessa pretends to know TV trivia.

Turns out Nessa knows something about Ken's favorite movie and Nessa freaks out!

Walt is jealous that Holly and Nessa have multiple bitches!  Erik from Seattle and Michael in Stuttgart yumzies!

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Part 2 has arrived...

In this half we discuss having no food in the house and Walt and Nessa not drinking soda.  Go Venus!

Sweet dreams are made of this?  Clowns are scary.

Heathen Holly discusses burning in church and this leads into more snack porn.  Give Nessa a break!  Walt and Holly are candy squirrels.  Cadbury eggs are fabulous!  Peeps are not so good.

American Idol...Too nice!  Give the people what they want!  But still we get sucked in to vote.  Bo Bice, Holly?  Really?  Kevin Spacey?  Really?!  Jump on them and wiggle!  Dr. Drew, yumzies! 

Bad music on the iPod.  NKOTB!  Jordan Knight is an ass.  Finger!  Casting a Lifetime Movie staring Will Smith as Walt and Valerie Bertanelli as Nessa.  Who would play Holly?

The Other Sister, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, we are going to hell.  Life Goes On with Corky. 

Foul Monkeys is really foul.  Really really foul.  Holly and Nessa are not into the porn sites.  Walt didn't believe them.

Nessa sucks at editing.

Mr. X., Who are you?!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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Surprise!  Part One of episode Four.

This episode we determine sucky means fabulous.  Walt rushes us so he doesn't miss his stories.  More drooling and talk of snack porn.  Macaroni and cheese!  Nessa is a mac and cheese snob! 

Scottish people drink a lot of booze and no he is not wearing a kilt!

Venus and Nicole's prom pictures!  Nessa was a bitter fat girl, Walt stayed home, and Holly wore lots of lace and big hair.  Everything is bigger in Texas!  Suck it Nicole!  Holly and Nessa need super fans, call in and volunteer! 

Check out Walt's pal's web site at comicmix.com.  Just do it!

Walt gets fan girly (again) and Nessa doesn't care.  Can't wait for Big Brother!  The Fattest Loser!  Walt and Holly share pictures of snack porn on their iPod. 

Holly isn't sick!  Bets on malaria?  Who wants to send us tapeworms?

Celebrity smell Brady edition!  When it's time to change.  Christopher Knight and Adrian Curry equals train wreck!  No second marriage for Holly or Nessa.  Johnny Bravo has standards?

We want Nelly on the Sureal Life!  What's the deal with Rosie?

Going to the Oprah Show.  When you're rich, you can pay people to be pompous!  Walt and Nessa ponder a future career.

Part two will be out soon!

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Direct download: Were_Mean_Because_Were_Brady.mp3
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Episode Three!  Hurrah!  This episode we discuss Steve Jobs and him obeying FP Holly.

Snack porn available at Costco!  Eating disorders on a Saturday afternoon.

Walt shares pictures of his naked self on his blog and Holly plays Tarzan.  Nessa says no to boobie shots.  Walt offers to pull down his pants.  Curious about Big Fatty?  You can find him at bigfattyonline.com!  So charming without farts noises.  Ruined!

Holly shares her stash and we transfer the blame to another podcaster.  It's birthday month again!

Celebrity smells Family Ties edition!  Huey Lewis and the News Rules! QVC!  Joan Rivers!  What does Super Bee smell like? 

Our first "we suck" email and Walt has a #1 fan!  Voicemails are really really good!  Holly will cut a b-word!  Walt goes fan-girly for Alexander Schultz! alexanderschultz.com/

Skype smells like poop!

Another plea for presents!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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Direct download: EP-03_Were_Mean_Because_of_Cake.mp3
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Episode two bitches!  This episode skype hates us, so skype can suck it.

Holly has the flu, Walt breaks stuff, and Nessa sends love.

We give another podcaster a hard time (in the spirit of the show)

We discuss people ripping us off, how greedy McDonalds really is, and leaving your purse and cameras in bad places.

Emails and voicemail galore!  Walt checks his penis at the door and goes down under.

More "What does that celebrity smell like" presidential nominee hopeful edition.

An outtake at the end of the show!

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We're here!

In this episode we introduce ourselves to the masses.

We discuss the fun of having pets and the joys of cold weather.

We listen to voicemails we received before we even recorded!

A round of "What does that celebrity smell like" podcaster edition!

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Direct download: Were_Mean_EP_1.mp3
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The first show is coming soon!  Soon your iPod or similar will be blessed with our snarkiness.

Bye for now!

 

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