We're Mean Because You're Stupid

Ep. 90 We're Mean Because it's a Very Special Thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:44:00 GMT

Ep. 90 We're Mean Because it's a Very Special Thanksgiving!
It's the Thanksgiving episode! Holly and Larry talk about their Thanksgiving plans. We talk food, shopping, relatives, etc. Holly recaps her wedding, and some relatives who don't survive Christmas. It's all over the place, but we had fun, so whatever. I'm not listening or editing at all, so tune in and see if I should have edited out some smacktalk. :)

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Email from Andrew/Obispo, and CJ

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Ep. 89 We're Mean Because Harvey is a Mailman

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:15:00 GMT

In this episode we recap Halloween, Larry's vacation, Harvey gets a new career, and Holly lands on the "Naughty List". Is anyone surprised?

Email from Mr. D, and Denisa
Voicemail from Tim Corrimal, and I-Yin

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Ep. 88 We're Mean Because it's the Great Pumpkin, Larry Klye!

Tue, 3 Nov 2009 04:32:00 GMT

Ep. 88 We're Mean Because it's the Great Pumpkin, Larry Klye!

It's the Halloween episode. We love Charlie Brown! We both need new friends. Holly gets a nose bleed. More birthday happies.

Special thanks to:
Joe in Austin
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Mr. D for the thoughtful birthday happies.

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Ep. 87 We're Mean Because We're Hipsters!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:32:00 GMT

Ep. 87 We're Mean Because We're Hipsters!

In this episode we recap Holly's birthday. Larry gets a dose of America and takes to his sleeping bag. Holly has an original Snuggie. We're Hipsters, and got some iTunes love! Holly loves the Toffifay and is a fatty. We love the Cocomotion!

Thanks to the following people for sending Holly Birthday Happies:

Andrew AKA Obispo
Alissa S
Joe in Dallas
Walt
Stevie B and Warren
Larry Klye

Viewer mail/calls from:
Steven in WI
Tim Corrimal
Joe in Dallas
Obispo and Marla
Joe in Austin
Drew in CO

Thanks for listening and for making my birthday so very special. I really can't tell you how much that meant to me. You're all really fabulous! :)

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Ep. 86 We're Mean Because of Zombieland!

Tue, 6 Oct 2009 02:37:00 GMT

In this episode we have Zombieland spoilers. Skip the beginning if you haven't seen it. DOUBLE TAP!! We love Woody Harrelson, and the cameo. We love the Gaga on SNL. Holly loves the TuneWiki, Thanks Trucker Alex! Larry loves the homemade potato chips.

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Ep. 85 We're Mean Because Holly's on the Rock of Love!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:49:00 GMT

Ep 85 We're Mean Because Holly's on the Rock of Love!

Larry and Holly catch you up on the last month. Larry goes to Trader Joe's, Holly goes to Pickle Park, Holly's in-laws visit, we talk about the new tv season. Listen! It's in it's entirety...no editing whatsoever. Good luck, and hope we didn't smack talk! :)

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Ep. 84 We're Mean Because Holly Went to Austin

Tue, 8 Sep 2009 04:13:00 GMT

In this episode, Walt, Holly, Diane, and Freddy end up in Promises for rehab. (No, no, no!) We had random drunken, debauchery, and shenanigans. We do drunk karaoke, we eat bad, and good barbecue, we meet FABULOUS listeners, Joe, Jack, Kim, Curt, (who I for some reason have renamed Craig....We're Mean Because I'M Stupid!--blame the booze) Melanie, and Mandie! Mandie brings pressies!

(500) Days of Summer is awesome, go see it right away! PENIS!

Holly does Foursquare, and is the Mayor or Trader Joe's. Larry's the Mayor of Bitter.

The Alison/Andrea saga continues, and makes us laugh.

We have drunkie calls-a-palooza from:
Walt/Freddy
RJ Dennis
maybe one from Holly....but probably not.

Listener emails from:
Mr.D
Ana from Chicago

Oprah needs to offer us a television deal. Larry discovers a new pandemic: Taylor Swift!

Sorry for the hack edit job....you get what you pay for. ;)

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Ep. 83 We're Mean Because We're On The Death Panel

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:08:00 GMT

Ep. 83 We're Mean Because We're On The Death Panel

In this episode, Larry makes ice cream, Holly plugs Maggiano's, we talk details of the upcoming Austin trip, and Holly meets Bjorn the @sshole listener from Dallas. Holly and Larry are going to be BFFs with Alissa, and plan to stay on Adam's floor. Holly and Larry might also be delusional. John Hughes died. Holly and Larry are on the Death Panel and are eradicating idiots. Holly loves Jim Parsons.

Listener calls and emails from:
Chris in L.A.
Mr. D
Elia
Phil the Oregon Dude who gets extra credit for emailing AND calling!
Ricky from Foul Monkeys

Ep. 82 We're Mean Because We Got a Mascot!

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:44:00 GMT

We're Mean Because We Got a Mascot!

We adopted Mascot John, Holly breaks her iPhone, food poisoning, and whatever else....

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Ep. 81 We're Mean Because We Take Our Weave For a Walk

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:03:00 GMT

Ep 81 We're Mean Because We Take Our Weave For a Walk

Holly see's funny things on the trails. We're in the mood to b!tch. Holly sounds nasal-y because she is. We love a snack factory. (any suggestions for us?) Larry hangs up 6 times so forgive some of the choppiness.

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Ep. 80 We're Mean Because it's Pride48 Part 2

Tue, 7 Jul 2009 02:50:00 GMT

Ep. 80 We're Mean Because it's Pride48 Part 2

Larry and I love Jack Gray from CNN. We're drinking Tickle Berry Pink. Can I get an A/S/L in the chat? Diane wears a NASA diaper. Go listen to Pop Trash Radio. We talk about crying in movies. Holly DOES NOT look like Blossom! We love a Caprioska.

Thanks to Walt, Freddy, MattyMalone, and Daniel Brewer. (and I'd thank Larry, but he has to be here...not because he wants to) Larry hangs up on us again...several times.

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Ep. 79 We're Mean Because it's Pride48 Live Part 1

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 03:04:00 GMT

We're Mean Because it's Pride48 Live Part 1

Join Larry, Holly and special guest stars: Freddy, Matty, Diane, and WALT during the live show. It was 2 hours, so part 2 will air in a few days.

We talk about the recent celeb deaths, Larry keeps hanging up, Holly's emergency surgery, and Larry's laundromat. Nick gets hit on at his class reunion.

Happy Birthday Denisa!

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Ep. 78 We're Mean Because It's a Quickie!

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:51:00 GMT

Ep. 78 We're Mean Because It's a Quickie!

Episode 78 Larry and Holly give details of the upcoming Pride48 event. Go listen to us live Saturday June 27th from 5:00-7:00 EST. Join the chatroom, and interact with us! You know you want to! www.pride48.com

We talk about Larry's Governor's trip to Argentina, we talk some fun adultery, and a little bit of Wipeout talk.

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Ep. 77 We're Mean Because We Don't Smile, We Judge or Nous Sommes Mechant Parce Que Vous Etes Bete!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:29:00 GMT

Ep. 77 We're Mean Because We Don't Smile, We Judge or Nous Sommes Mechant Parce Que Vous Etes Bete!

The show so fun, we named it twice! Tune in and hear Larry recap the Gay Days. Holly and Larry talk Top Chef Masters. Happy birthday British John! The contest is ending June 15th at 9:00pm CDT. So hurry and submit your review and email us with your iTunes user name for the drawing! Good luck to everyone! Larry and Holly covet the new iPhone. Larry has been cheating on Dave with Conan. Holly is adopting Katen, and Margaret Cho called in.

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Ep.76 We're Mean Because of Kitty Porn

Sun, 7 Jun 2009 02:13:00 GMT

Join Holly and special guest hosts: Diane from Tasty Jewelry, JayT from Real Men Wear Pink, listener super-star Matty Malone, and Tim from Terminally Single.

On this episode, Nick's doing things with Matty's package, and Holly is making strides toward becoming a crazy cat lady. Seriously--adopt a shelter animal. Even if you want a purebred, they can be found at a shelter or breed specific rescue! Save a life! :) Holly almost catnaps, and we don't mean sleep! holly has minions, or rather wishes she did. Nick and Holly set up a porn distribution hub, or so Comcast thinks. Comcast sucks and is draining Holly's will to live. Cooper is into Kitty Porn! We talk about Larry Klye's adorability factor. Holly's a rookie and can't run a proper gang bang! We watch youtube, and it's (not) riviting podcasting! It's all fun and games until JayT fucks it up. Just kidding, we love you, JayT! Attn Steve Jobs: Holly needs a Mac! Buy jewelry from Tasty Jewelry, really! It's super cute, and very affordable! Holly has a juicy Lucy, and we LOVED Glee!

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Ep. 75 We're Mean Because of Reality TV

Fri, 29 May 2009 02:58:00 GMT

Episode 75 We're Mean Because of Reality TV

In this show Holly and Larry discuss their mutual love of Wipeout! Jon + Kate = Hate. Larry and Holly are going to start their own reality show. It's the usual fare. Tune in!

You have until June 15th to submit your iTunes review and email us to tell us your iTunes screen name to be in the drawing! Two lucky listeners will win either a $25 Godiva or iTunes gift card! Your choice which one.

Thanks to our viewer mailers:
Jasey Jase
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Cathy
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Ep. 74 We're Mean Because Of Outie Belly Buttons

Thu, 21 May 2009 02:50:00 GMT

Episode 74 We're Mean Because Of Outie Belly Buttons

In this show we're joined by Freddy. We have a special contest announcement. Leave a review in iTunes, and if you're review is the most recent one the day our show hits 200,000 downloads, you will receive a prize. Not to forget our loyal longtime listeners, email us, if you've already left a review with your iTunes screen name and we'll draw for 2 more prizes! Thanks for all your support! :)

Thanks to:
Adam in Paris
Denisa
Trucker Alex
Freddy
Joe in Dallas for calling and writing in!

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Ep 73 We're Mean Because It's A Golden Shower

Thu, 7 May 2009 01:49:00 GMT

Ep 73 We're Mean Because It's a Golden Shower

Holly and Larry are joined by "Special" guest star Ricky from Foul Monkeys. By special, we mean he's our Downzie American Bitch.
Ricky tells us of his almost fame on MTV, crazy Florida news, and we talk Punky Brewster. Mr. Drummond goes to the root cellar. Ricky burns an omelet. Larry hangs up in a huff again. Where's British John when you need him? Holly's a hater. Ricky tricks Holly into racism. We talk Oompa Loompas. (Sorry Michael Sage!) Holly has good intentions, but ooooh, look...something shiny! Ricky gives us the swine flu via skype. First graders are yucky, and Larry goes on strike. All this and more! Tune in!

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Ep. 72 We're Mean Because It's Really Episode 74

Fri, 1 May 2009 01:39:00 GMT

Ep. 72 We're Mean Because It's Really Episode 74

In this episode we're joined by Thom from the From Bostonia podcast. Holly talks about commercials. We talk about Bea Arthur and the Hogan family. Crate & Barrel is full of shenanigans. Larry talks about a terrible pandemic....Holly is part of the pandemic. Just say no to Beyonce. Larry flosses in unconventional places. Holly has pet issues. Happy birthday Brady!

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SPONSOR HOLLY ON HER WALK FOR ANIMALS! DO IT!
Thanks to Groomer Zig and Laura Smith of the Smith's Occasional Podcast for their generous contributions!

Viewer Mail: JZ and Tim in Alaska

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Episode 71 We're Mean Because It's Take Three!

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Episode 71 We're Mean Because It's Take Three

British John joins Fairy Princess Holly and Larry Klye for the third time we recorded this episode. Third time was a charm because it actually recorded! Thanks Skype and Pretty May for not working together! This episode is typical inappropriate British John fare. Enjoy!

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Ep. 70 We're Mean Because If Holly's Not Happy, Nobody's Happy!

Sun, 5 Apr 2009 23:58:00 GMT

Episode 70 We're Mean Because If Holly's Not Happy, Nobody's Happy!

In this episode Larry makes some stew. Holly's funny about texture. We talk cheesy reality shows. Nick fixes things and they get more broken. We love the chemical garlic sauce. We love Papa John's because we hate human contact. This episode is sponsored by Papa John's. Weird echos and skype issues abound. Chris Hansen catches a predator. Holly makes up words. Larry and Holly find their loft! We work on house training some pets.

Ep. 69 We're Mean Because of Band-Aid Salad

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:39:00 GMT

Episode 69 We're Mean Because of Band-Aid Salad

Holly and Larry are joined by special guest Big Fatty, International Internet Celebrity. We start the show with outtakes...sort of. That means Holly just didn't edit it out. We offend the deaf listeners. What upstanding homo doesn't bring poppers? Holly's a child of the 80's. Larry serves Band-aid salad. Nick's a touch of the gay. I knew I married him for a reason.

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Ep 68 We're Mean Because We're Drunk and Stupid

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:54:00 GMT

Ep. 68 We're Mean Because We're Drunk and Stupid

In this episode, Holly forgets to hit record for the first 20 minutes, which I guess is a hazard to doing the drunkie cast. Special guests Larry Klye from The LK Today and Luciana, joins Holly today for adult smoothies.

As always we are all over the place. Holly's cousin may be a serial killer. You need liquor to wash down Creed. Holly wants a new pet. (Andy Dick) Don't eat the cotton candy....who are we kidding? We still will.

Listener superstars call and write in:
Anna
Mandie
Laurie
Katie
Thanks Guys!

Thank yous to the people who have sponsored Holly's animal walk:
Diane from Tasty Jewelry
MattyMalone
Tim Corrimal
Melanie from DQYDJ
Hot Seattle Erik
Candy
You guys rock! Thank you SO much!

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Ep 67 We're Mean Because of Go-Girl

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:32:00 GMT

Ep 67 We're Mean Because of Go-Girl

Join Holly and special guest hosts Thom and Luciana. We're all over the place, in true WMBYS fashion. Lady talk with Luciana and Holly. Diet Coke goes right through Thom...we all over share. We're accident prone, and Luciana gets the Splenda poisoning. Eating donuts in the bathroom is all the better for the purging.

Listener mail from:
Holly's future ex-husband JZ
Luna Go to her boyfriend's blog www.fnanon.com
Melissa writes in about her restroom horrors
Katen from Switzerland
Kim in P-ville

Happy birthday Tracey. I love you.

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Ep. 66 We're Mean Because We're Full of Lazy and Good Intentions

Fri, 6 Feb 2009 05:23:00 GMT

Episode 66 We're Mean Because We're Full of Lazy and Good intentions.

We have a special guest host. Luciana from the Twitters is on this episode, and she's fabulous!

Holly gets a toy for her OCD. We talk hygiene, and trash tv. Spay and neuter your pets! Luciana's cat sets the carpet on fire, and that's not a euphemism! Holly ruins Walt's birthday surprise. This one's for Denisa! WMBYS should have a contract with Sirius! (ask Brady, he said so!)

Ep. 65 We're Mean Because We're Old People Talking About Our Health

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:14:00 GMT

Episode 65 We're Mean Because We're Old People Talking About Our Health.

After a long hiatus, we're back! We start off talking about a myriad of health problems, then move on to Biggest Loser Confessions of a Teen Idol, and a few cheesy reality tv shows we like. Walt shows some skin, Nick Turns Hannibal Lecter, Holly gets a random note, and we talk politics. We are full of lazy and good intentions. We give a few shout outs to listeners for goodies! You know who you ams, Joe and Peter! Larry Klye is a husband stealer. Walt needs a catheter.

Birthday shout outs to:
Arthur from Amerinz
Keith
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Katie
Alex M
And last but never least (except we forgot to mention him) our beloved Larry Klye!! Sorry Larry.

Merry Christmas, Change is bad!

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Ep 64 We're Mean Because it's Giftmas

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:49:00 GMT

Warning: We are all over the place on this show. Ken and Nick buy their own Giftmas presents. Christmas tortures Holly. The American Girls store is a scary cult, and could be greatly improved with booze. Holly stages a coup for Christmas. The best thing about dinner is nobody can talk. We talk a little holiday food porn. We talk a little Biggest Loser finale. Alison eats the biggest loser. Happy birthday wishes to Sarah and Leah! :)

Thanks to Joe in Philly, Melanie, and Tim for calling!

Thanks to Alex in Pamona, Christopher, Luciana, Michael, and Denisa for emailing!

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Ep 63 We're Mean Because We Love A Cult Suicide

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:51:00 GMT

In this episode we talk about more cult suicide. Holly catches the herp, and not in the fun way. Walt's a Square Peg. We talk some reality tv, and cover Top Chef, Survivor, The Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Rehab with crazy brain damaged Gary Busey. Stay tuned for an impromtu smells like segment towards the end.

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Ep 62 We're Mean Because We're A.D.D.

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:36:00 GMT

This episode comes to you 2 weeks late because of Vista crashing....we discussed it in the beginning of the show, but Bill Gates seems to have tampered with the beginning and it's gone. Conspiracy? You be the judge! We talk about cults on a budget, Janet's pancake boobs, Christmas lights and music much too early. We get a little political. Scary zombies on Halloween, the election and Holly's future ex-husband Anderson Cooper. Baby Jesus wants Walt to have soda, and nobody wants a rotten Holly. Tune in for the fun! Listen after the outro music for a special bonus treat. Sorry it's so long...we had to catch up after a 2+ week hiatus.

Ep 61 We're Mean Because of Halloween

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:38:00 GMT

Walt is the Halloween Scrooge. Holly encounters a cougar. Halloween candy is good! (Of course!) We turn in Beyonce for a reward.
Thank you shout outs to:
Walt
Patrick from DQYDJ
and last but never least Larry Klye!

Emails from:
Mr. D
Sherry #100
The ever fabulous Denisa #.380

Voicemails from Anthony

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Ep 60 We're Mean Because It's a Nice Day For a White (trash) Wedding!

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:12:00 GMT

We're 60 y'all, and we are all over the map today. Holly goes to a white trash wedding, and has a wardrobe malfunction. Walt the scumbag tries to take credit. Thank yous to Stevie B, Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur, and Melanie from DQYDJ Podcast! Abe Vigoda moves in with Holly.
Listener Participation Awards go to:
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur
Alex in Piss City
Arthur from AmeriNZ
Sevi
Karla in OH
Ryan Star Jones
Kevin "Mr Drummond" in Danbury

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Ep 59 We're Mean Because Richard Simmons and Clay Aiken Are the Same Person!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:21:00 GMT

It's Holly's birthday and she's full of moonshine! Walt and Holly grow Cap'n Crunch trees. We hear from a LOT of Chicago listeners regarding the smell of their fair city. Thank you shout outs to Michael and Kevin from Qcast. Virtual hugs to listener Mandie. We get lots of emails and voicemails.

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Ep 58 We're Mean Because It's Birthday Month!

Tue, 7 Oct 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Holly has a straight crush! (gasp) Walt goes to the buffet. It's birthday month! All this and other random shenanigans. Tune in!

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Ep 57 We're Mean Because Our Worlds Collide

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Holly's podcast and real worlds collide again. Viewer mail-a-palooza!! We'll catch you up on emails next show! :) Trinket loves some nail polish. Holly's fantasy comes true on Comcast On Demand!

Thank you shout outs to Kevin from www.qcastct.com and Stacy from www.dqydjpodcast.blogspot.com

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Ep 56 We're Mean Because Walt Loves Mickey Mouse!

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:33:00 GMT

Walt goes to Disney! Holly spots the Batter Blaster. New fall television schedule. No worries kids, the next show will be closer to normal now that we got vacation details out of the way!

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Ep. 55 We're Mean Because Walt and Holly Went to NYC!

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:51:00 GMT

It's an action pack episode detailing Walt and Holly's meeting in NYC!

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EP 54 We're Mean Because the Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:50:00 GMT

Dumb dog! Why are you following me?!

In this episode:

We out British John, Tropical Storm Fay ruins everything, Holly went shopping, Walt's work stories, more NYC talk, flying on 9/11, So bad it's good, Ricky has a big one.

The NYC Meet Up is this Saturday at 3:00 pm! The Hootenanny will be at Arriba Arriba (762 9th Avenue in Manhattan)

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Listen until the end of the show for a very special surprise!

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Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal

EP 53 We're Mean Because Our Dad is Gangsta

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:59:00 GMT

Episode 53 is like a Stevie Nicks' video.

In this episode:
Martha, we need a permission slip, asshole americans, Derek calls out British John out, Happy Birthday Phil the Oregon Dude, more confirmation of Kevin Spacey's preferences, another gangsta's paradise, Holly got a pressie, bad movies, update on Frankenklinger.

Info for the NY Meet Up with Walt and Holly!

Saturday, August 23 3:00 pm
@ Arriba Arriba
762 9th Ave in Manhattan

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I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die-a, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fow'?
The way things is goin' I don't know

Ep 52 We're Mean Because We're Rolling With the B.J.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:23:00 GMT

Hi British John! That's right, a tie goes to the runner! The BJ is our special guest!

In this episode:

Why are you saying hi? Holly's homework assignment, the China Hootenanny, Sorry Mrs. Baker, bad customer service, politics, the Original Smells Like, It goes in threes, watch out Samuel L Jackson! Rolling in the BJ Maxima, Holly's story from the trail.

Check out John's photography at jbphotoshoot.com! You can also send him goodies to:

John Baker
PO BOX 2235
New York, NY 10108

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Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

EP 51 We're Mean Because Kevin Spacey Has a Touch of the Gay

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:03:00 GMT

And Holly's world comes tumbling down! Why Can't We Be Friends, Check our Nessa's interview at Ramblereadhead.com, the Hootenanny in China, Parker Foster Aiken, Kevin Spacey is gay?!, Russia invades the Atlantas, chocolate-flavored candies, the Original Smells Likes, and Fuck you JC Penny's!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Ramble Redhead
Pod is My Co-Pilot
Fun with Puppies
I Love Lard
Terminally Single
Confessions of a Southern Boy

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com for info on the NY Meet Up!

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I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya, I called ya, I called but you did not look around
I pay my, I pay my, I pay my money to the welfare line
I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya standing in it everytime

EP 50 We're Mean Because We're Golden

Thu, 7 Aug 2008 03:07:00 GMT

For this special occasion! We discuss Dad's favorite, Holly's gift card, and a new poll!

Should British John be on Episode 52? Vote now atweremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Michael in STGT
Amerinz
Live it up
The Way We See It
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
DQYDJ the Podcast
Archer Radio

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

The song that our theme was created from is at the end of the show!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Everynight with my star friends
Shake your body like the dance
Stupid smiles and autographs
This is a song for France
Everynight with my star friends

EP 49 We're Mean Because We Rule the School

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:26:00 GMT

We don't know where show 48 went, iTunes didn't want to post it. If you want to download it directly, you can by clicking here:

Episode 48

In episode 49 we talk about knitted cupcakes, iPhone school for the elderly, peeing in a phone booth (?), Birthday wishes to Brad and Alissa, Food porn courtesy of Coldstone! Goodbye Bennigans, Thanksgiving a la Rite Aid and other retail junk and stuff.

You can check out the Burger King Statue @ http://www.plazawaxmuseum.com/Flash/ripleysbion.htm

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Michael in Stgt.
Bjorn
ArcherRadio
Homersworld.blogspot.com

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

EP 48 We're Mean Because We Need the Gas

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:14:00 GMT

We're three old people talking about out teeth, Holly cheats, and Walt meets his goal! $1.50 Cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory this Thursday! Where the fuck is your clutter?!

Check this dude out! He so looks like the Burger King!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

DQYDJ The Podcast
The LK Today
Terminally Single
Go Rainbow Radio
Foul Monkeys

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

EP 47 We're Mean Because Amy's the New Tupac

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:11:00 GMT

Thought we we're gonna pod-fade? I say no no no

In this episode Walt has a touch of the 'roid rage, Holly is off to see the Wizard, Nessa's favorite iPhone application (and she doesn't even have one), Holly and her love/hate relationship with work, and Walt and Holly take it one further.

http://www.celebritymorgue.com/ Yes we're morbid...Well Holly and I are :)

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts (links are @ weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com):

Phreddy
Bjorn
A Drink to Be Sober
The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
Diane from Tasty Jewelry

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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I aint got the time,
And if my daddy thinks im fine
Heâs trying to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

EP 46 We're Mean Because Old Dirty Jesus Wears a Diaper

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT

Episode 46, A savior has been found.

In this episode Holly shares her experiences with Jesus (pronounced Heyzues), Walt discusses Frankenklinger's new shoes and the new conspiracies that are being hatched, dinner with the family, and a new diet coach.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

I Love Lard
Confessions of a Southern Boy In Yankee Land
Dial H For Homo
They Don't Know
QCast Connection
DQYDJ the Podcast

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com and vote on who is scarier! It's Rachel Ray vs. The Burger King!

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"I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE FUCK UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt"

EP We're Mean Because Clowns Eat Babies

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:28:00 GMT

Episode 45, Walt's age minus 10!

In this episode we talk about bills, honking for the jalopy, Walt's sword fight, the Springs of Palm, and meeting 2/3's of the WMBYS in NYC!

On a serious note, we are making some rules for future viewer mail segments! You know who you ams!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim
Big Fatty Online
Live It Up
They Don't Know
the Way We See It
DQYDJ The Podcast
Qcast CT
Pod is My Copilot

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother they're here.

EP 44 We're Mean Because British John is Narcissistic

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:54:00 GMT

Episode 44 is under an hour, hurrah!

First we want to send Happy Birthday wishes to Super Bee! We also want to thank Mandie for the FABULOUS candles!

In this episode we talk about British John, the weather, more lovely co-workers, paper cuts are a bitch, having a touch of the herps, Holly's shopping trip, Last.FM, and Pod Is My CoPilot.

Outtake at the end!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Pod Is My CoPilot
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
I Love Lard

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump

EP 43 We're Mean Because We're Cuntasauruses

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT

Episode 43 also long, but we had a lot to talk about! So suck it ;)

In this episode we talk about Nessa meeting Wes from Live it Up, Ricky from Foul Monkeys, and Christian from Fun With Puppies! We also talk about Walt meeting Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy!

In addition we talk about Holly's joyous visit with the in-laws,tipping, homosexual restaurants, bad food porn that should have been good, 30 days, I Love Money, Our dad the psychic, and Dairy Queen.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Live It Up!

Foul Monkeys

Fun With Puppies

Confessions of a Southern Boy

Pod Is My CoPilot

I Love Lard

The Way We See It

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses

EP 42 We're Mean Because It's America's Birthday, Hurrah!

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 19:36:00 GMT

Because we won't be doing a show this weekend, and I'm too lazy to edit it into two shows, you get a two fer one with this episode.

Happy Belated Birthday Sasha!

In this episode we discuss whores on myspace, Holly and her work shenanigans, Carbs are food, not friends, Walt being cancer free, update on the stray kitty, Heathers, and a Smells Like that is all over the place.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
773 Podcast
I Love Lard
DQYDJ The Podcast
Terminally Single

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

My country 'tis of thee
Today
Sweet land of liberty
Today
Of thee I sing
Today
Of thee I sing
Today

EP 41 We're Mean Because of Fires, Orphans, and Funerals

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:22:00 GMT

Episode 41 is a little on the serious side. We talk about Walt's house guest, Holly almost loosing her home, reality television, Walt and Ken being heroes, and Costco food porn! (We love a coupon!)

Happy Birthday Erik!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Dial H For Homo
Phreddy
Foul Monkeys
Bjorn
Q Thunder Boys
Did I mention Q Thunder Boys!

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Hey! We need two more members for our Facebook Group for a smells like segment! So if you haven't done so, go join!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

EP 40 We're Mean Because We're Fat

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:22:00 GMT

We're 40 and Fabulous....and fat.

This episode is full of more adventures in Walt's junk. Ken gets thrown under the bus, Holly recaps dinner with Chef Travis, discussions of a new career path, The Two Coreys, I love money, New York, Kathy Griffin, and Frankenklinger.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The Way We See It
They Don't Know
Foul Monkeys
Let's Talk About Lauren
Bjorn
Phreddy

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Ham on whole wheat, alright!

EP 39 We're Mean Because We Ghetto Fights

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:19:00 GMT

For show notes, visit our web site at weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

EP 38 We're MEan Because Walt Got a Bad Barbie Job

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:15:00 GMT

Episode 38

For Show notes, visit our web site at weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Episode 37 We're Mean Because Holly Cleans Her Plate

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Episode 37 is late...blame the weather...or Walt.

In this episode we discuss lots of Gay Days junk (including tons of food porn discussion), puberty, Chik a fil, pop or soda, Tim Russer, R Kelly, and internment camps!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Kevin's food porn @ http://slowlikehoney.net/2008/03/09/chocolate-peanut-butter-does-a-body-good/

Phreddy 11.5

Marina

Arthur from the AmeriNZ Podcast who is not sucking on his titties.

DQYDJ The Podcast

Pod is My Copilot

David, That Blue Jeans Guy

Foul Monkeys (feel better!)

Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land

Terminally Single

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

When it's time to change!

EP 36 We're Mean Because Holly's In the Orlandos

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Episode 36 starts with an outtake (and ends that way too) It also starts with a shout out to Peter :)!

Holly is in the Orlandos walking around in assless chaps. Well, not really, we pre-recorded. In this episode we discuss Nessa's future ex-husband, Holly's new podcast subscription, Holly's prerequisites for a new husband, name association, smells like The View, thanks for pressies, Denise Richards and David Spade, stories from work, fuck 'um if you got 'um!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Terminally Single (NKOTB RULES!!!)

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call our voicemail line at 206-309-0790 or email your pictures for our Flickr to weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Food Porn Recipe:

Snook's Imposable chocolate chocolate chip cake

1 large box of Jello Cook and Serve Chocolate Pudding (instant pudding WILL NOT work)
1 box devil's food cake mix
Milk to prepare cook and serve pudding
1 and 1/2 bags chocolate chips aprox.

Prepare pudding as per directed on the box and add finished pudding to the cake mix, this is your cake batter. No eggs or oil is need to prepare you cake batter.

Pour your batter into a greased baking dish and top with your chocolate chips making sure to leave a spot in the center for testing the cake.

Bake cake as directed by the cake mix box. Let cool and enjoy.
(you may also wish to use heath bits, brickel bits, or peanut butter flavored chips in addition to the chocolate chips).

Lean on me! When you're not strong, we'll be your friend, we'll help you carry oooon!

EP 35 We're Mean Because We Made Baby Jesus Cry

Thu, 5 Jun 2008 04:57:00 GMT

Episode 35 and our seats in hell are now secure.

In this episode we discuss Frankenklinger, donkey punch, bathing suits, Holly being foxy, food porn, TSA, and reality TV.

We got mail YAY! Thank you to those who wrote or called in. Please check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

The Way We See It

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

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Whose joining us in hell?

EP 34 We're Mean Because The Skypes Hate Us

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Episode 34, We go back to our roots which means our sound sucks pretty bad.

We attempt to talk about Top Chef, Clay Akin, Harvey Koreman, a new terrorist, birthday yummies, Frankenklinger is measuring Walt up, and Holly's cunty boss.

New Viewer Mail song! Thanks to everyone who wrote in and called in!

Check out the following blogs/podcasts:

Adam in London

Archerr

Foul Monkeys

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Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790!

Email your pictures for our Flickr at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

HELLO SYDNEY!

EP 33 We're Mean Because Nessa Was Expelled From Lady Junk

Thu, 29 May 2008 04:30:00 GMT

Episode 33, you got your whip-its in my cool whip!

We almost didn't have Walt with us, he didn't want to stay on Skype! In this episode we discuss Walt's bleeding vag, new podcast name?, special birthdays, listener numbers, new food porn, Holly needs one of these for love, Nessa comes to terms with her creepiness, fucking the pain away (still), the laxative diet, and Flikr! Yes we finally have a link on our website!

It's time for VIEWER MAIL! With theme song by listener Jerry! You win! Thank you all for participating and the birthday wishes! There are a few after the show too!

Check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim or Go Rainbow Radio

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

SIS IUD, stay in school âcause it's the best

EP 32 We're Mean Because Huh? Right. What? Uhh

Sun, 25 May 2008 23:07:00 GMT

Episode 32 Fucks the pain away!

In this episode, we talk about bad (good) 80's R&B groups, Rick Rolling, the Teaches of Peaches, taping songs on your boombox, Holly snowballing, Our husbands when we were kids, Cheesecake Factory, and Nintendo making people feel bad about themselves.

Thank you all who participated in the "VIEWER MAIL."

Check out Wes from Live it up!, Jerry from DQYDJ Podcast, and Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Special music at the end!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

EP 31 We're Mean Because We're Normal For Norfolk

Thu, 22 May 2008 02:01:00 GMT

EP 31 is shorter than normal, Hurrah!

This episode Walt thanks everyone for birthday love, buying a bathing suit, copyright phrases, the new blog, Flickr aka the listener gallery, cheesecake and being creepy, gyno talk with special guest Walt, and stories from Walt's work.

Special thanks sent out to Brad from Knoxville from Holly!

Thanks to all who participated in "It's Time FOR VIEWER MAIL."

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Ep 30 We're Mean Because It's Walt's Birthday!

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Episode 30, get ready to blow out some candles! And by candles...

It's Walt's birthday! He doesn't look a day over 12!

Tons of viewer mail wishing Walt a happy one! We also talk about beards, Top Chef, and Rachel Ray!

See Phreddy's Phabulous birthday video at BuckaRub.com! All of our non-podcast blogs will be there from now on.

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

EP 29 We're Mean Because We're Doin' It Our Way

Thu, 15 May 2008 03:38:00 GMT

Episode 29 and we're gonna make our dreams come true!

We talk of delicious food porn, pets, Whip-its, and our Superstar dad! Smells like Laverne and Shirley! Survivor talk with Walt and Holly! Who remembers Africam.com from HMDWL fame? Holly from the block and more food porn.

It's time for viewer mail! (Contest much? nope...)

Brady, Walt is old, please forgive his crotchety old ways!

Jerry, Listener 37!

Chasidy from Ohio, she can't stop once she pops

Phreddy, there was no picture attached!

Divy, giving a dose of karma

Rick, Long time listener, first time caller

Christopher, ala junk man

Alex, aka Trucker Alex and a new listener!

Don't try to sue us bastards, we have a lawyer! Ryan Star Jones! Outtake at the end!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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A special thank you to everyone who helped Holly raise $2,710 for her Walk for Animals!

EP 28 We're Mean Because of Prairie Dogs

Mon, 12 May 2008 23:11:00 GMT

Episode 28! Hex, we missed you!

We talk of stimulation, Gay Days, we're three old people talking about our pets, Survivor and moralities, and a coal miner's daughter story complete with weird skype awkward silence.

It's time for viewer mail! (Don't forget about the contest)

-Devin (who is a girl, for reals)

-Ragen (Hoody hoooo)

-Chris (NSFW next time please)

-Mandi (Walt's old, you have to spell things out)

-Adam (It you drink a diet coke, it cancels out the calories)

-Scotty from Australia (you're invited to the baby shower)

-Melanie (crazy, rich broad who knows a lot about crack)

-Joe (who will always be a 10 in our eyes)

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 27 We're Mean Because Holly's the Next Oprah

Thu, 8 May 2008 04:53:00 GMT

Episode 27 with an intro from our VERY special guest, Mr. Bee from QCastCT!

So much going on in this episode! Just take a listen before we lose Holly to the bigger personal journal podcast Holly and Friends, brought to you by XM Radio!

Check Mr. Bee out at QCastct.com!

Thank you all who left voicemails and Ricky for writing in!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 26 We're Mean Because It's a Buck a Rub

Mon, 5 May 2008 23:18:00 GMT

Episode 26 starts with talks of Holly's new career choice.

We also talk about bad naps, tornadoes, ben and jerry's, and accents!

Amendment to contest rules! We have made an executive decision to make the contest for a viewer mail theme. So yea, make us a viewer mail theme, and the best one will get a super prize and the two runners up will be rotated with the big winner! You have the whole month of May to get to it!

And now it's time for VIEWER MAIL!

-Ragen (did i spell your name wrong?)

-Rich, Nessa's Het-boy bitch

-Chasidy, listener 21

-Ricky, Congrats on your test, we love our downzie bitch *hugs*

-Brad, who associates us with food and smells like steakum's

-Ricci, our adopted daughter...so wait is Joel McHale our son-in-law?

-Devin, are you male or female? Let us know!

-Brady, we need a permission slip from your mom

-Mary, The sweetest sober girl we know

-Mr. Bee, oh so fabulous, we would travel miles for you

-Melanie, The rich, crazy, old, but brief one!

-A "friend" of Walt's.

-Ricky, dreaming of Holly's junk

-Phreddy, who was stimulated by the government

Smells like! Don't hassle the Hoff! Eric and Taylor should make a calendar!

You can call us at 206-309-0790, email us your listener number at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!

Our Amazon wish lists! Brought to you by Tim from Terminally Single!

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EP 25 We're Mean Because of Funeral Potatoes

Thu, 1 May 2008 03:34:00 GMT

Episode 25, the silver episode full of talks of why Walt is a jackass, reality TV, breaking a leg, shark attacks, duct tape, food (of course), and nerds.

VIEWER MAIL!

-Jen in Boston

-Mrs. Joel McHale

-Listener 27 Damon

-Brad from the 773podcast.com and http://www.steakumm.com/

-Chef Travis

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy with new theme music!

-Karla from Ohio

Voicemails from Melanie and Karla and Daria at the end of the show!

New Contest! We are looking for a new intro! Make it about 30 seconds, you can use any clips from the show you want, and if you use music, please make sure it is podsafe or you have permission! Email it to us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and we will have the audience vote for the top three!

Smells like Chris Farley! Derek interrupts which leads to a Holly and Walt mini smells like! Walt can light a match which leads into talks of Michael Jackson.

Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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Thanks Michael for letting us borrow the music ;)!

EP 24 We're Mean Because We're Talking About Lady Junk

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:44:00 GMT

Episode 24, Walt is in rare form!

Just like the title, we talk about lady junk, Shelia from Big Brother, and the CNN guy who tied rope around his junk.

We are joined by listener Hex for smells like hilarity!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Ricky from Foul Monkeys

-Phabulous Phreddy

-Tim aka Carebear from Terminally Single

-Divy who does not have a support problem

-Wes from Live it Up

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 23 We're Mean Because We're Too Lazy To Get a Divorce

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Episode 23!

Talks of Earth Day, Walt gets an award, garage sales, and bad gifts from the family. Food Porn? More like Snack Disney!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Chasidy from Ohio

-Marina from ilovelard.com/women-in-podcasting

-Macy the translator

-Damon aka listener 27

-Sarah from VA

-Big Dumb Donkey Girl

-Carla and Daria (this will explain the show title)!

-Mollie from Ohio not from the Ringwalds!

-Tim C. from Go Rainbow Radio and There are Some Who Call Me Tim!

-Ryan from The Way We See It and Nessa's Jewish Princess!

-Joe Happy Belated Birthday!

-Phreddy who is Phabulous!

-A special thank you for Candy! She's up there with chocolate cake!

A special message at the end of the show! Very exciting!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You can subscribe through iTunes!

EP 22 We're Mean Because We're Downzie Friends

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:15:00 GMT

Episode 22 Group show!

We are joined by the the fabulous Mary from A Drink to be Sober, podcast fan extraordinaire Melanie, and the glamorous Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Voicemails at the end of the show from Tom the Ramble Redhead and Brad from Knoxville!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 21 We're Mean Because We're Legal, Hurrah!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Episode *hic* 21! We can get it ourselves!

-Nick, that is Holly's wii!
-What the hell is with golf on TV?
-Derek will never be a plumber!
-Walt got his husband a new husband!
-Walt puts his foot in his mouth.
-Ooooh Weee Oooh Holly's mom loves Buddy Holly
-Tool of the week, Dr. Phil

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! HURRAH!
(after a detour to an intervention)

-Bjorn, we're sorry about Harvey.
-Chassidy, thank you, but GAWD DAMN!
-Hex, From our iPod to yours.

-Holly and Walt speak reality Chinese!

-Voicemails at the end of the show!
-Tim from Terminallysingle.net
-Melanie from abroadbroad.blogspot.com
-Ricky from Foulmonkeys.com

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You can subscribe and leave us a review through iTunes!

EP 20 We're Mean Because of Dysfuntional Families

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:35:00 GMT

Episode 20, The show that left without Holly

-Follow up on the 3rd graders who planned to harm their teachers
-Hurrah for cheerleaders who record their evil
-These are the people in your neighborhood
-Confrontation is bad
-Holly and Nessa have big mouths and Walt's sloppy
-Weddings and what to wear, overalls anyone?
-She'll never look more beautiful
-Holly has a fine ass
-Ken will be taking over editing duties

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! (and voicemails)

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy
-Melanie from the Clavicle of Texas
-Carla and Daria
-Ricky from Foul Monkeys
-Melanie
-Ron from Kansas City
-Chris from L.A.
-Sky, Walt's new bitch
-Diane from Tasty Jewelry
-Carla from Ohio also not a rapist
-Sarah from Virginia *drink*

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

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EP 19 We're Mean Because We Sniff Markers

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Episode 19...It is long...but we didn't do a show for Monday...did you even notice? Bitches!

-Nessa shares her plane ticket purchasing fun
-Holly and Nick try to do the right thing
-Walt has more tales of FrankenKlinger
-Holly works with Scrooge
-Birthday cakes and birth month names
-Dial H for Homo (dialhforhomo.com)
-Sniffing Markers and murderous 3rd graders
-Birthday wishes to Candy, Tim C., and Diane
-Sesame Street
-Other people's children and the secret
-viewermail and voicemails
-Jonathan (qthunderboys.blogspot.com)
--Sean (1988 represent)
-(P)hreddy (Miley's #1 Fan)
-LaLaLauren (you can go to muxtape.com to make your own!)
-Chrissy (Thank you!)
-Eric (Confessionsofasouthernboy.com)
-Melanie (abroadbroad.blogspot.com)
-Tim (Terminallysingle.net)
-Joe (I'm a barbie girl!)

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! The link is at our web site!

-The outtake made it this time! Marital bliss at the Walt and Ken household!

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EP 18 We're Mean Because There Are 23 Positions In a 1 Night Stand

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 06:26:00 GMT

Episode 18...Let the podfade begin!

Random chatter per usual!

New web address for the blog! www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Weather, tube tops, and falling at work.

We are thinking of incorporating you fans into our "Smells Like" segments. After all we are the show that fans built! If you want to participate in a segment or in a group show (like EP 17), you will need Skype and a headset! Email us with your skype name and we will let you know when we'll record!

Yummy mac and cheese, Taco Bell, and free pizza!

Walt found a surprise on his doorstep! It was chinese! Thank you Candy!

It's time for viewer mail!

emails from:

Sean (www.pauladeen.com)
Sasha and Travis (www.monistat.com)
Mollie (www.osha.gov/SLTC/workplaceviolence/index.html)
Chris (www.coreyhart.com)
Lesley (www.raffi-world.com/)

Prince will soon be in Holly's basement (after his hip replacement of course)!

Tons of singing in this episode! Sorry! Well, not really.

Voicemails from:

Melanie (http://abroadbroad.blogspot.com/)
Tom (http://rambleredhead.com/)

I thought i put an outtake at the end, but um, it's a minute and a half of silence! Go me! I'll save it for next time :)!

Don't forget about Holly's Walk For Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Lemme show u baby Im a talented boy!

EP 17 We're Mean Because It's a Hot Tranny Mess

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 01:07:00 GMT

Episode 17, A very special episode!

WMBYS's first attempt at a group show! We are joined by:

Michael from QCast CT (qcastct.com)
Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy (boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com)
Tim from Terminally Single (Terminallysingle.net)

Smells like Three's Company!

Voicemails at the end of the show! Thank you...

Wes from Live it up! http://liveitupthepodcast.com
Michael from Qcast! http://www.qcastct.com
Adam from London! http://adaminlondon.com
Ryan, the Bossy Bottom! http://reallywhatiwantis.blogspot.com
Archerr from Archerr Radio! http://archerradio.com
Tom from Ramble Redhead! http://rambleredhead.com
Ricky from Foul Monkeys! http://foulmonkeys.com
Brad from Knoxville! um...http://www.knoxville.org

(Brad, send your pic! We promise not to laugh when you can hear us ;))

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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EP 16 We're Mean Because Chocolate is Our Jesus

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Episode 16...

Nessa keeps fucking Walt up! Holly buys clearance candy! It's already gone! Nessa is trying to behave! Nessa lives vicarious through Holly! Holly is going to die on a toilet! Holly's eulogy on episode 18, the podfade episode! Archerr's nipples! Next stop, cock-shots! You can send them to Landofdenial@gmail.com.

Someone stole out domain! (nine years ago). Food porn and not in the good way! You can always rely on the monkeys to be foul.

Walt rides the bus with "special people." Holly's Jewish and worships at the house of Cadbury. Nessa gots the hookup from her in-laws. The story of Nessa and Derek.

Smells Like! (We know, it's been a long time)

More discussion of diets and Walt's new goal! Walt inspires!

Voicemails from:

Fatty Daddy (http://bigfattyonline.com/)
Crazy (old) Melanie
Brad (Our newest bitch who speaks chinese)
Mary (http://adrinktobesober.blogspot.com/)
Kevin(http://www.qcastct.com/ and sock stealer extraordinaire)
Ricky (http://foulmonkeys.com/)

Email from:

Chris from L.A. (who we have confirmed to be a man)

Outtake at the end!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 15 We're Mean Because We're Homewreckers

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:26:00 GMT

Episode 15!

We start with a tale of Frankenklinger! It takes a mirror and a pair of pliers. Archerr group show and JayT doesn't listen.

We discuss the different Cadbury creme egg flavors. Say no to fudge, it's not worth the calories. Calories don't count on Easter. Banana juice. Grilled peanut butter and banana sammie. We celebrate the obese Elvis! Subway celebrates Mama Cass. Scooby doo and pot induced munchies. Walt plays with his dolls. We continue the food porn with talks of Papa Johns pizza. Garlic and Cheese sauce. No human contact required.

The joys of crappy service. Thanks for bringing me my sodas, here's a dollar. Cows gave Holly a conscience.

We're three old people talking about our cats! Sell it to the Gypsies! Karaoke! Nessa's white trash! "Bad music" on your iPod. Rick rolling and Milli Vanilli! Everyone used to lip sync. Putting on the hits!

Holly has a fortune in her pocket leads to an email!

Walt wants his socks back Qcast! Luke won't come out of the bathroom!

Voicemails...um, listen to them, no notes, I'm lazy.

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 14 We're Mean Because of Easter Candy!

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:10:00 GMT

Episode 14 begins with an outtake!

Hurrah!

We begin discussing the food porn store Mr. Bee told us about during the last episode.

Cheesy Monday night TV, the Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Fit Club.

Diet goals, Walt is a skinny bitch, Candy, more candy, and more candy! Mexican and Italian. It's all cheese and carbs!

We have a ton of voicemails!
No more Byzantine Empire, How do you kill someone with a cell phone? Check Walt out on Terminally Single episode 29! Walt is so modest! Our Jewish Princess, The Vanderbilts don't hire incompetent legal council. They don't suffer from the CRS. Anderson likes waffles. Michael Stipe had Cheerios. Holly held the towel. Food Porn! Sorry, Anthony about the lost voicemail. Food pornographer! We do not like the Applebees! Send the recipe! Gordon Ramsey is cute in a weird way! Send the iPhone, we'll recycle it for you! Tim is in the bitter barn. A showgirls moment? What? We're confused because Walt is the star. Holly was on her hands and knees for the Stanley Steamer man. We're positive that today sucks! Holly is going on a road trip. Erik will be moved for the weekend. Crazy Melanie! Vote Nader! Walt's a pussy tease! I've fallen and i can't get up! Holly has an idea for a television show. Uncle SuperBee! Aunt Holly! He didn't tell us what he forgot! But wait, he called back. Finally done! Thank you all, it's awesome how great ya'll are.

Emails- um you can listen to the show.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate, if not, your seat is saved in hell :)

Special message after the show for a very special listener!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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EP 13 We're Mean Because We Feel Gay

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Nessa is a nazi, Walt that was TMI! We actually sorta had to plan this episode (sorry Michael in Stgt)!

You have to listen to the show to find out who won the contest! First come, first serve! We have an Amazon.com, iTunes, and Target gift card up for grabs! You winners need to email us as soon as possible with what you want in order of how bad you want it. Thank you for everyone who left us a review and participated!

Fun talk of cold sores, yay for Clorox wipes! Herpes, good times! Molly, call our voicemail line! We love you! Luke, be a good bitch! Walt will let you wear clothes! Celebrity Rehab Reunion! Holly is psychic. Vern as Freddy?! It could happen in our world. Top Chef. That is an ugly mother fucking Kiwi! Hells Kitchen! He feels gay! Gordon Ramsey has double standards.

Voicemails...11 of them...good god! Emails too! You can find the food porn store here!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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EP 12 We're Mean Because of the Byzantine Empire

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:20:00 GMT

Episode 12, a little late and a little long. Suck it.

Nessa shares a story from her youth. It was a friend damn it! There will be no pretend voicemail!

New show art for PIMC is hot! There is no pillow case! Nessa is not ashamed! Comments on Holly's sick picture.

Talks of Fatty Daddy's podcast and Holly gets creepy and promptly changes the subject!

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

We all have girl crushes on Molly Ringwald. Walt will post junk pictures once he loses 100 more pounds :) He is on the Olsen diet! Boo to large eyebrows! Poor Lourdes!

Voicemails! Travis, the food pornographer! Holly is eating for two! Tim from Terminally Single. Circus of the Stars may be coming back!! Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land. Eric you are hot! We need a third Eric!

Emails! Travis hates Bobby Flay and Emeril! Walt has a new crush! Mad Fan Girl Sasha! Sorry we are needy! Walt will be licking boots ASAP! New listener Zigg! We officially have an old dyke as a fan! Yay! Dogs are better than co-workers. Holly's new bitch Bjorn! You will never beat Nessa's scores on the HMDWL forum! Walt doesn't want to be cut. Candy, we love you! Holly's package lasted almost six minutes! Queerbait! Nick, you do have a podcast. Walt, give Ken the candy!

Walt gives a history lesson for one special "listener." You may change your one-star review now. Holly rants!

You can subscribe and rate us through iTunes! You have until 2:00 pm EST on March 15th to leave us a 5-star review and email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and let us know your iTunes name! Good luck to everyone whose entered!

Holly continues her rant! Tell us how you really feel!

Last minute voicemail! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio and There Are Some Who Call Me Tim!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

You can leave us a voicemail at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com!

EP 11 We're Mean Because We Stalk From A Distance

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:38:00 GMT

Episode 11! Sorry it wasn't up last night Sasha!

This episode starts with Nessa confessing a secret! She threw herself under the bus and is now awaiting her restraining order. Walt is still in denial! Love them and leave them! Faces for radio!

Celebrity Rehab, China might have a penis, Surreal Life, Vern pees in the corner and moans in bed, another shout out to Michael in Stgt!

Holly is an irresponsible citizen! Sinus headaches ruins voting! We blame JayT!

Guest spots on Archerr, podcasting STDs, Walt's a media whore and 16 inches. And by 16 inches, we mean uptight. Arthur is lovely! Holly is on the penicillin!

Now, the world donât move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Voicemails! Taffy, it wasn't Holly...she doesn't listen. Tim from Terminally Single is taking us on a cruise, thanks Tim! Luke from Instant Gratification, Luke is Nessa's pawn er.... bitch which will be on loan to Walt occasionally. Luke, you need to podcast so we can pimp you out! Crazy Melanie is anal about her bad TV, sister you are preaching to the choir.

Beauty and the Geek, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond we hate you! Battle of the Reality Network Stars and Circus of the Stars! Gotta go find some on the youtube.com! School House Rocks! Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Emails! Mary is a fruit fly! Brad loves food porn! Crazy Melanie does not like Strawberry Shortcakes, we think? Ricky gives Holly a shout out that we appreciate, he's an awesome downzie bitch american!

There is plenty of time to sponsor Holly on her Walk for Animals! If Holly didn't thank you in the show, you may have sponsored after we recorded. To those people, THANK YOU!

A new drinking game! Absolutely, that's awesome!

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Ford porn in the form of gifts from our fabulous listeners Candy and Diane!

Eating a stick of butter! um, must throw up now!

Outtake at the end! Pretend names are fun!

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EP 10 We're Mean Because We're Pod-Fading

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 06:08:00 GMT

Episode 10...Double digits y'all!

Now I promise that the sound is 100% better and should be after three tries!

Like Betty White (see show art) we are tired of this episode! And in the spirit of the show, we are tired of show notes!

Tons of smells likes! Happy Birthday Sara and Ricky!

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EP 09 We're Mean Because Walt's Delusional

Tue, 4 Mar 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Episode nine is here! We tried really hard with the sound folks! If you don't like it, um, well, suck it.

We discuss a few more cereals we forgot last time. Boo for Sesame Street and their carrot eating ways!

J-Lo's kids. Sven and Inga is normal right? Those are their middle names! Hell in a hand basket, a pretty pink one! Drink your juice Shelby! We don't have any glasses!

Holly shares a somewhat serious story. Can you pass me a dinner roll? Kick back to PIMC! Good times!

Emails galore! Walt and Holly are married?! Nessa wants a title :(! Podfade effective episode 18! Crazy grandmas! FP Holly has a new bitch! pssh! Walt's balls vs. Fatty Daddy's, a mini smells like! Love, Dad. Another rotating bitch! It's all about the junk. Holly speaks fluent gay. What's a mangyna? Holly will cut a bitch. Doughnuts ooooohhhh! Holly almost died because of an apple turnover.

We get a special email from a listener, Steve Jobs, and Dr. Drew. Walt is delusional!

Voicemails! Taylor gives Nessa a stern talking to. Tim from Terminally Single tells us about jesus chicken. Kevin describes being Holly's bitch and Nessa touches herself inappropriately. Ricky, our Downzie Bitch American, it's a long one. Qcast is just driving around. Nessa smells like Kleenex.

We discuss having birthday months and a contest coming up for our listeners! Details to come!

Holly talks about more food porn.

As always, Skype has the last word! More of Walt's delusion after the show!

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Ep 08 We're Mean Because We're Politically Correct

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:44:00 GMT

Episode 8 is greeeeat! har! har! har!

We start off un-prepared! Hurrah for Michael in Stgt!

My mom has caused the food porn topic of the show! Captain Crunch, Fruit Loops, and Honey Nut Cheerios is healthy right? Coco pebbles is versatile! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio filmed food porn with a special shout out to FP Holly! People don't look how we imagined.

Barenaked Ladies! Jinx! Holly will steal from children! Underwear. Yay for a francy breakfast in vegas and boo to conventions!

Walt is a LIAR and is weak! New Dolly CD with a francy cover. Nessa has never seen a special Dolly movie. THE SHAME! Walt loves his dollie.

Shout out to an oh so special podcast. Sarcasm is just another product we offer.

9-5 the TV show. Sally Struthers turns into celebrity smells, All in the Family edition! Walt throws back to a Pod is My Copilot episode
and Nessa risks her life.

Happy Birthday Michael! You smell!

Boo to no Chik a Fils! HMDWL Sara Davis?!

Holly played hookie and could have got caught...and died. Nessa will chance some germs for Bloomingdale's! Walt and Holly discuss
pressies in the workplace.

Emails! No Voicemails :(!!!

Walt is licking boots and Sandra Lee is a yuppie whore! Holly and Nessa call bitches! Holly gets Super Bee and Nessa Gets Taylor and Ryan! Ricky is our Downzie Bitch! But you have to be politically correct!

Holly is incognito!

We may need to help Holly get a new job!

We discuss a new reality show! Nessa names J-Lo's babies! Celebrities shouldn't be able to name their children.

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We're Mean Because We Need Divorce Lawyers

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:24:00 GMT

Episode 7 that almost didn't happen!

Nessa is going to jail. The husbands should get together and make their own damn podcast. The Boring Show starring Nick, Ken, and Derek! Awkward! Mario, WoW, and Tivo.

They don't listen! High and shrill, Helen Keller, and delayed response.

More talks of big fatty and television. Holly has parental issues. DVDs we never open! Dynasty, Dallas, and Knotts Landing. Walt is old!

Pre-show marital fighting scars Holly! An outtake at the end will explain it all!

Celebrity Rehab and Celebrity Fit Club!

Tons of emails and voicemails! (Thanks everyone!)

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EP 06 We're Mean Because We Have Daddy Issues

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Episode 6 (and it's a long one kids)

Nessa loves her work husband! He brings her cake! Holly naps at work and we decide that Nick chose smother therapy. Note to self, delete this file! Holly admits to watching Oprah! How much did he hate her? Wow! That is a huge F you! Nessa and Holly wonder if it was their dad. Mental health, that's how we roll. *cue poopy music*

We are actually somewhat prepared for this show. Don't worry Michael in Stuttgart, it won't happen again. We drank the podcasting kool aid and answer the survey! No iPhone *cue poopy music*

We need some feedback kids! How many episodes would you like to hear a week? How long is too long? We want to give the people what they want.

You can see Walt's Tears for Fears pictures at his blog at http://iamwalter.blogspot.com/2008/02/random-pictures.html.

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EP 05 We're Mean Because We Gave Up Jesus For Lent

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Episode 5 is alive (I know, so witty)

This episode was almost crushed by the Skype gods. Blame Comcast, we did.

Johnny Bravo makes a TV appearance. Nope, he has no standards.

Holly orders Steve Jobs around. It worked the first time. More Snack Porn. Fillet O' Fish. If it frolics in the sea, it's for me. Nessa disagrees. Lent is only good for Fish.

Nessa has flashbacks of an evil nun who didn't want her to wear pants. Corporal punishment. Dinosaur bones and Jesus Camp. Where the hell did Mary and Joseph come from. And we have a title for the show. All the cool kids go to hell.

Valentines day? This means TV and binge eating in our world. Walt calls Holly out. It's the dog's fault! Holly and Nessa have cold black hearts. No gifts for you! Valentines is not Christmas! Easter is only good for the candy! It pays to have a man in retail. Our spouses need 2nd jobs! They're selfish.

Frankenklinger! Jamie Farr but not as pretty. Lets hear it for lactating! So inappropriate! Holly's a boy? What? Frankenklinger is Jeff Conoway's mom. Walt throws up in his mouth.

We smell like denial. Hey, leave us a review on iTunes.

No more TV for Nessa! Noooo! Walt and Holly discuss Survivor. Get some Crest White Strips Johnny! Danny Bonaduce is totally crazy and we love it! Celebrity boxing. Reality TV is like pot.

Paris Hilton smells like...How many inches was that? We lost count.

Emails and Voicemails! Check out the salt shakers and Terminally Single.

We have bitches! Ricky and Carla! Who is Walt's bitch? Oh yea...Nicole. We love you Ricky and Carla!

Venus doesn't listen. Too bad we're perfect for craft a day! 8 minutes, 4 seconds.

Tim, we love that you know when the Love Boat comes out (March 5th)! Nessa pretends to know TV trivia.

Turns out Nessa knows something about Ken's favorite movie and Nessa freaks out!

Walt is jealous that Holly and Nessa have multiple bitches! Erik from Seattle and Michael in Stuttgart yumzies!

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EP 4.5 We're Mean Because Corkey Wanted a Rubber

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:20:00 GMT

Part 2 has arrived...

In this half we discuss having no food in the house and Walt and Nessa not drinking soda. Go Venus!

Sweet dreams are made of this? Clowns are scary.

Heathen Holly discusses burning in church and this leads into more snack porn. Give Nessa a break! Walt and Holly are candy squirrels. Cadbury eggs are fabulous! Peeps are not so good.

American Idol...Too nice! Give the people what they want! But still we get sucked in to vote. Bo Bice, Holly? Really? Kevin Spacey? Really?! Jump on them and wiggle! Dr. Drew, yumzies!

Bad music on the iPod. NKOTB! Jordan Knight is an ass. Finger! Casting a Lifetime Movie staring Will Smith as Walt and Valerie Bertanelli as Nessa. Who would play Holly?

The Other Sister, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, we are going to hell. Life Goes On with Corky.

Foul Monkeys is really foul. Really really foul. Holly and Nessa are not into the porn sites. Walt didn't believe them.

Nessa sucks at editing.

Mr. X., Who are you?!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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EP 04 We're Mean Because We're Brady

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:39:00 GMT

Surprise! Part One of episode Four.

This episode we determine sucky means fabulous. Walt rushes us so he doesn't miss his stories. More drooling and talk of snack porn. Macaroni and cheese! Nessa is a mac and cheese snob!

Scottish people drink a lot of booze and no he is not wearing a kilt!

Venus and Nicole's prom pictures! Nessa was a bitter fat girl, Walt stayed home, and Holly wore lots of lace and big hair. Everything is bigger in Texas! Suck it Nicole! Holly and Nessa need super fans, call in and volunteer!

Check out Walt's pal's web site at comicmix.com. Just do it!

Walt gets fan girly (again) and Nessa doesn't care. Can't wait for Big Brother! The Fattest Loser! Walt and Holly share pictures of snack porn on their iPod.

Holly isn't sick! Bets on malaria? Who wants to send us tapeworms?

Celebrity smell Brady edition! When it's time to change. Christopher Knight and Adrian Curry equals train wreck! No second marriage for Holly or Nessa. Johnny Bravo has standards?

We want Nelly on the Sureal Life! What's the deal with Rosie?

Going to the Oprah Show. When you're rich, you can pay people to be pompous! Walt and Nessa ponder a future career.

Part two will be out soon!

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Ep-03 We're Mean Because of Cake

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:32:00 GMT

Episode Three! Hurrah! This episode we discuss Steve Jobs and him obeying FP Holly.

Snack porn available at Costco! Eating disorders on a Saturday afternoon.

Walt shares pictures of his naked self on his blog and Holly plays Tarzan. Nessa says no to boobie shots. Walt offers to pull down his pants. Curious about Big Fatty? You can find him at bigfattyonline.com! So charming without farts noises. Ruined!

Holly shares her stash and we transfer the blame to another podcaster. It's birthday month again!

Celebrity smells Family Ties edition! Huey Lewis and the News Rules! QVC! Joan Rivers! What does Super Bee smell like?

Our first "we suck" email and Walt has a #1 fan! Voicemails are really really good! Holly will cut a b-word! Walt goes fan-girly for Alexander Schultz! alexanderschultz.com/

Skype smells like poop!

Another plea for presents!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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We're Mean Because We're Bitter

Sun, 3 Feb 2008 01:16:00 GMT

Episode two bitches! This episode skype hates us, so skype can suck it.

Holly has the flu, Walt breaks stuff, and Nessa sends love.

We give another podcaster a hard time (in the spirit of the show)

We discuss people ripping us off, how greedy McDonalds really is, and leaving your purse and cameras in bad places.

Emails and voicemail galore! Walt checks his penis at the door and goes down under.

More "What does that celebrity smell like" presidential nominee hopeful edition.

An outtake at the end of the show!

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Were mean cause it was our first

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:01:00 GMT

We're here!

In this episode we introduce ourselves to the masses.

We discuss the fun of having pets and the joys of cold weather.

We listen to voicemails we received before we even recorded!

A round of "What does that celebrity smell like" podcaster edition!

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We're mean because we're new

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:36:00 GMT

The first show is coming soon! Soon your iPod or similar will be blessed with our snarkiness.

Bye for now!